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A58989 The Second part of Merry drollery, or, A Collection of jovial poems, merry songs, witty drolleries, intermix'd with pleasant catches collected by W.N., C.B., R.S., J.G., lovers of wit. W. N. 1661 (1661) Wing S2295; ESTC R37360 61,415 164

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Been rid of thy rampant Nose Old Mars But now thou hast got a prodigious Arse Which no body c. When the parts of the body did all fall out Some votes it is like did pass for the Snout But that the Rump should be King was never a doubt Which no body c. A Cat has a Rump and a Cat has nine lives Yet when her heads off her Rump never strives But our Rump from the grave hath made two Retrives Which no body c. That the Rump may all their enemies quail They 'l borrow the Devils Coat of Mayl And all to defend their Estate in Tayl Which no body c. But though their scale now seem to be th'upper There 's no need of the charge of a thanksgiving supper For if they be the Rump the Armies their Crupper Which no body c. There is a saying belongs to the Rump Which is good although it be worn to the stump That one the Buttock I 'll give thee a thump Which no body c. There 's a Proverb in which the Rump claims a part Which hath in it more of Sence than of Art That for all you can do I care not a fart Which no body c. There s another Proverb gives the Rumpt for his Crest But Aldermen Atkins made it a Jest That of all kind of Lucks shitten luck is the best Which no body c. There 's another Proverb that never will fail That the good the Rump will do when they prevail Is to give give us a flap with a Fox-tail Which no body c. There is a saying which is made by no fools I never can hear on 't but my heart it cools That the Rump wil spend all we have in close-stools Which no body c. There 's an observation wise and deep Which without an Onion will make me to weep That Flies will blow Maggots in the Rump of a sheep Which no body c. And some that can see the wood from the trees Say this sanctified Rump in time we may leese For the Cooks do challenge the rumps for their Fees Which no body c. When the Rump do sit we 'll make it our moan That a Reason be ' nacted if their be not one Why a Fart hath a tongue and a Fiest hath none Which no body c. And whil'st within the walls they lurk To satisfie us will be a good work Who hath most Religion the Rump or the Turk Which no body c. A Rump's a Fag-end like the baulk of a furrow And is to the whole like the jail to the burrough 'T is the bran that is left when the meal is run thorough Which no body c. Consider the world the heav'n is the head on 't The earth is the middle and we men are fed on 't But hell is the rump and no more can be said on 't Which no body can deny The Red-coats Triumph COme Drawer and fill us about some wine Let 's merrily tipple the day is our own We 'll have our delights let the Country go pine Let the King and the Kingdom groan The Crown is our own and so shall continue We 'll baffle Monarchy quite Well drink of the Kingdoms Revenue And sacrifice all to Delight 'T is power that brings us all to be Kings And we 'll all be crown'd by our might A fig for Divine ●●●ctures and Law And all that true Loyalty do pretend We will by the Sword keep the Kingdoms in awe And our Powers shall never end The Church and the Scate we 'll turn into liquor And spend a whole town in a day We 'll melt all the Bodkins the quicker Into Sack and drink them away We 'll keep the demeans of the Bishops and Deans And over the Presbyter sway Now nimble Saint Patrick is sunk in a bog And his Country-men sadly cry O hone O hone Saint Andrew and his Kirkmen are lost in a fog And now we are the Saints alone Thus on our Equals and Superiours we trample And Jockie our stirrop shall hold The Citie 's our Mule for example Whilst we will in plenty be roul'd Each delicate dish shall but eccho our wish And our drink shall be cordial Gold A New years Gift FAir Lady for your New-years Gift I send you here a dish of fruit The first shall be a Popering Pear 'T is all the fruit one tree doth bear Rowle it not the juyce I doubt 'T is so ripe will all run out You must not pare it any whit But take it all in at one bit If in your mouth a while it lye It will melt deliciously The next in order doth befall Two handful of great rouncefal King Pryapus that Garden God Made Venus eat it in the God And since that seed all women sow Because it will so quickly grow If pretty Bun the stalk devour 'T wil up again in half an hour When once the Bun it doth espy 'T will mop most prettily The next in order you shall have A large Potato and a brave It must be roasted in the fire That Cupid kindled with desire The roasting it will mickle cost 'T will bast it self when it is roast It needs no sugar nor no spice 'T will please a Stomack ne'r so nice 'T will make a miad at Midnight cry It comes most pleasantly The bravest thing in all this Land You shall have Mars his holly wand A thing that never grew on tree 'T will tuch and sting worse than a Bee Bend him not perhaps in time He may grow up unto his prime Correct him not too much at first For if you do tears forth will burst When Mars came down to fetch his wand It cries I cannot stand The Bulls Feather IT chanc'd not long ago as I was walking An eccho did bring me where two were a talking 'T was a man said to his wife die had I rather Than to be cornuted and wear the Bulls feather Then presently she reply'd Sweet art thou jealous Thou canst not play Vulcan before I play Venus Thy fancies are foolish such follies togather There 's many an honest man has worn the Buls Feather Though it be invisible let no man it scorn Though it be a new feather made of an old horn He that disdains it in heart or mind either May be the more subject to wear the Bulls Feather He that lives discontent or in despair And feareth false measure because his wife's fair His thoughts are inconstant much like winter-weather Though one or two want it he shall have a Feather Bulls Feathers are common as Ergo in Schools And only contemned by those that are fools Why should a Bulls Feather cause any unrest Since neighbours fare alwaies is counted the best Those women wh'are fairest are likely to give it And husbands that have them are apt to believe it Some men though their wives should seem for to tedder They would play the kind neighbour and give the Bulls feather Why should