Facts for qualis arbor talis fructus such is the Tree such is the Fruit Et qualis vir talis oratio such is the man such is his talk The Whigs sement Treason in obscurity and when it is ripe and ready to be acted it is gilded over with the Cloak of Religion Liberty and Property So when they determine to murder Princes it must not be as Raviliac or the Jacobin privately that murdered two * Henry III. Henry IV. Kings of France but publickly by common seeming Justice Here I offer every loyal heart to give a compendious Relation of the design of these Stygian Rascals against Church and State and their constant malice to imbase all honest and loyal Subjects to their King and Countrey St. John Damascenus writes That in exordio nascontis Ecclesiae unicum crat cor una anima una sententia And if all honest Subjects and true Church of England men would be of one Heart of one Mind and one Opinion as the primitive Christians were the Whigs might be easily scatter'd like dust in March. The Arians were more numerous and more learned than every they were or are at present in these Three Kingdoms yet the Orthodox Christians by their Concatenation and pious Union together soon suppressed and dissipated those contagious Hereticks and common Incendaries of Mankind Let us therefore join our hearts and hands together against these cankerous Vermine to defend our Religion as by Law established and our Sovereign's Rights hoping that God may infuse into His Royal Heart in due season to reward His Loyal Subjects and chastize Rebellious Villains who thirst after His Blood as they did His Fathers So he that does not wish CHARLES II. our dread Sovereign the Sanctity of David the Wisdom of Solomon the Years of Nestor the Wealth of Croesus the Glories Trophies Lawrels and Triumphs of Caesar That God may confound his Devices and his Name be razed out of the Book of Life and Memory of Future Ages Which is the daily Prayer of B. HEYNS POSTSCRIPT IN the 29th Page of the Second Part of No-Protestant-Plot there it is inserted That Personae vili non facile creditur saith the Civil Law A Beggarly or Base Fellow is not to be credited Such an one saith the Author Quem fames magis quam faima incitat whom Hunger and Want have greater power over than respect to Reputation is not to be hearken'd unto what he says Surely the Scribler of the said Pamphlet was some what intoxicated when he wrote that Paragraph otherwise he never consider'd how all men knew T O to have begged of Pickering for Crums of Bread at Somerset-house Besides that he was a common Beggar amongst the Roman Catholiques for some Years is an undeniable matter of Fact that none dare contradict And how D ld was in most Gaols of the Kingdom for Pilfering Cheating and Stealing all England knows Yet what these beggarly and infamous Scoundrels swear though it be as false as God is true must be Gospel because they swear for the people of God per antiphrasin the Devils Did not O swear that he gave a Commission to Sir Francis Ratcliffe in Wild-house Garden when divers persons of Quality did testifie before the King and Council that Sir Francis was not in London four years before And when O saw him he knew him not though the pretended Commission was but given to Sir Francis by O himself a little before he discover'd the Plot as O pretended Did not the same O swear against one Mr. Preston that he was a Priest and heard O 's Confession in Wild-house though all the Masters of the Parish knew Preston to be a married man that lived in Duke-street for many years and paid all Parish-duties A Lye so absurd in it self and so excentrical to common Reason that the Spanish Ambassador who always keeps a Catalogue of all the Priests in his House for fear of any Abuse or Scandal in Protestant Countries would allow a man that was publickly known to have a Wife and Children to celebrate Divine Service in his Chappel whereas if the least information were made against him to the King of Spain for permitting such sacrilegious Actions to be done in his said Chappel he incurred not only the danger of Excommunication but also the loss of his life if ever he went home And this all men can witness to be true that knows the Canons and Constitutions of the Romish Church The said Preston was kept two years and above a Prisoner in Newgate till he was run'd and when his Wife brought the Chief of the Parish to prove Preston was no Priest before the House of Lords at Westminster in the beginning of the Plot a certain Noble Lord over-ruled all things and would not allow O to be made a Lyar in such a High Court of Justice lest the Son of Belial's Forgery might be detected and consequently the Achitophelian Plot frustrated An infinite number of other Lyes I could here set down but these two shall suffice to prove the Saviour of the Nation to wit O not to be exempted from the number of perjured Villains In the Third Part of the No-Protestant-Plot pag. 87 the crude and foolish lying Scribler thereof thunders forth against Heyns all the Billingsgate Language that his black and filthy Soul can breathe out of his polluted lips but because Heyns does not know what Spawn of a Dunghil it is he will retaliate the Sycophant-Slave withe same Language as he gives And whereas the Varlet charges Heyns in his said Treasonable Pamphlet to be a Witness in some matters betwixt Major Bill and my Lady Windham the Hangman is not only a Lyar in this Point but in all other Particulars for Heyns was never a Witness betwixt Major Bill and my Lady Windham in his whole Life nor ever for or against any man upon Oath onely the Deposition he made before Sir George Treby touching the Earl of Shastsbury till he appeared against Colledge and the rest of that Gang. 'T is true Heyns call'd my Lady Windham Whore by reason of some difference that happened whereupon she arrested him and when he was too hard for her and all the Judges of the Kings-Bench and others against her for her idle ways she got an Affidavit man that swore Heyns should say She was my Lord-Chief-Justice Rainsford 's Whore and because for Age he could not act with her that she Frigged him Which so incensed the old Gentleman against Heyns that he ordered him to be kept a close Prisoner in the Kings-Bench until my Lady and Heyns were reconciled and drunk a Bottle of Burnt Brandy together and this is the truth of that story about my Lady Windham as an hundred Persons can testifie if occasion requires The next Lye the Pimp frames in his said Pamphlet is about my Lord Chief-Justice Pemborton that Heyns should swear at Colledge's Tryal That in March last Colledge did rail against my Lord Chief-Justice Pemberton when he
unparallel'd Oppression under the late Usurper's Trayterous Crew and worst of Rebels The Emperour Adrian though a Pagan and none of the best Princes took no notice of this kind of Vice in his Subjects when actually oppressed by his wicked Ministers of State whom he trusted to administer Justice to his people 'T is and old saying That Losers have leave to speak and if so no History either Sacred or Profane ever made mention of the like oppression as is done to the Irish Nation their Estates are given to those that actually fought against the King murdered His Royal Father King Charles I. and His Subjects In fine perpetrated all the Villany under Heaven Pardon me Reader for these Excursiions being touched to the quick to see my Native Countrey planted with Presbyterian Traytors whil'st the innocent Natives are famished with hunger and thirst being wholly shut out from all mercy by the Messias in which they hoped to be redeemed To return to our purpose Heyns has not been in Ireland since his Minority but once about eight years ago and then stayed not two months so that it was impossible he could in so short a time come to the knowledge of any design the Irish Papists had on foot against the King or Government his Business then into Ireland was about his own private Concerns as several persons of Honour can testifie if occasion requires Moreover Heyns declares before God and the world he never was bribed by David Fitz-Gerald as Hetherington alledges in his said Pamphlet much less managed by him or any man whatsoever to swear against any person living or dead neither does he imagine Fitz-Gerald or Hetherington capacitated to suggest to him such plenty of resined Reason for Heyns his natural Genius was better cultivated than to borrow from such blundred Fountains and better principled than to perjure himself through any man's persuasions Had Heyns no other reason to eschew Fitz-Gerald's company but how he brought his own chief Sir John Fitz-Gerald to trouble 't is a convincing argument to him he would never be true to a man altogether a stranger to him as Heyns was besides he can safely vouch That he has not been in Fitz-Gerald's company one quarter of an hour since Heyns has been reconciled to His Majesty And to speak the truth Heyns has so little a kindness for him that he never salutes him passing by and in this point he follows King James's Rule who was wont to say He never loved a Dog that bit his own Tail And notwithstanding all these lucid demonstrations Heyns must be managed by Fitz-Gerald because Hetherington ipse dixit But this with divers other acervations of Villany are falsly imputed to Heyns by the pestiferous Presbyterians that Bane of Mankind to alleviate their present nefarious Conspiracy against the King and Government An whereas Hetherington affirms in his lowsie Pamphlet That as soon as the Earl of Shaftsbury and Wilmore were sworn against c. the Evidence were rigged and had plenty of money in their Pockets Heyns to wash off that name of Prevarication charged upon him by that lying Varlet declares He never was cloathed upon the King's accompt in his whole life nor ever received any Bribes and his Watch and other things which he pawned when he was in the City he never was able to redeem them since he came from thence But Hetherington takes his norme from the insipid Whigs who have not spared with all acrimony to maculate and blast Heyns's Reputation since he has been instrumental to discover their treasonable Practices But the offers here a fair Proposal to all the Phanatiques living That if they can produce any man that is bona fide an honest man and of the Church of England without compulsion as by Law established which will depose upon Oath before the King and Council That the said Heyns was in all his life either Beyond Sea or in England before any Magistrate for any Capital or supposed Capital Matter or Crime onely for the Peace or before Mr. Secretary Jenkins the day he was apprehended by the Messengers or when he endeavour'd with other Prisoners to escape from the Kings-Bench he will recant whatever he said and acknowledge his testimony in publico foro to be invalid and of no efficacy 'T is true such a Rascal as John Lunn may swear any thing to boulster up the eclipsed Cause who offered at Oxford when Colledge was tryed to take the Sacrament that he met Heyns's four days after Colledge's Ignoramus at the Old-Baily in the Darby Ale-house near the Ditch-side in Fleet-street when twenty persons can testifie that Heyns was then and a great while after close confined in a Messenger's house by the Hay-market Moreover this Villain was made a lying perjured Rogue in open Court at Oxford by Mr. White the Messenger vide Colledge's Tryal fol. 45. So God infatuates pernicious men when they undergo wicked designs Another Bankrupt Villain of these Daemonish Whigs by name John Whaly whom Heyns since arrested said also at Oxford That Heyns offered to steal a Silver Tankard when he was a Prisoner in the Kings-Bench and was therefore sent by Mr. Lenthal then Marshal to the Common Side of the said Bench which is the falsest and infernallest Lye that ever was uttered by Man or Devil for most of the Officers of the Kings-Bench can justifie when occasion requires that Heyns was turned to the Common Side for offering to escape out of the said Bench. 'T is a Paradox that he should never be charged with such a Fact by the said Whaly or any other these six or seven years whereas Heyns never absconded himself but was publickly to the seen every day in the City and Suburbs where he practised But the Devil who ab origine gave life and birth to the Presbyterians still governs their hearts and actions and as he is the Father of all Mischief and Lyes they are by Regeneration his adopted Children in all Vice and Iniquity witness their Rebellions Murders Massacres stamping of the blessed Sacrament of our Saviour's Body under Foot Sacriledges Depredations in all parts of ⋆ Vide Dr. Hey … Histoâ—y of the Presbyterians Printed in 16â—0 Europe from the very commencement of them to this very day that it would fill a whole Volume to set down the Particulars of their horrid and bloody Proceedings insomuch that the Name of a Presbyterian is a shame and a scandal to Christian Religion Hetherington the Manager of the Popish Plot who durst tell so many Notorious Lyes before the King and Council As that he was a Justice of Peace about the age of sixteen years And like wise he told Mr. Atterbury the Messenger that he kept his Coach and six Horses besides his vast annual Revenues in Ireland when effectively he is and was always a Beggar though Mr. Atterbury out of meer Charity at that interim of time bought him Cloaths to his Back will not scruple to forge all Untruths to poyson
the King's Subjects thinking thereby to ingratiate himself with the Factious Party to the end his mendicant condition may be a little supported being he has shipwrack'd his rusty credit with the Royal Party already who have put Remora's to his pimping under-hand dealings and anticipated the clandestine designs of his Brethren in iniquity the Whigs against them And all his Allegations against Witnesses is only to palliate the flagitious Machinations he was a hatching against the King the innocent Queen the Duke of York the Duke of Ormond and all his Children of whom he told my self The Three Kingdoms would never flourish till they were all Cut off for they were all Drones that was his expression which sucked all the Honey the purer sort of Bees culled for said he the King with his Mistresses eats up all the Fat of the Land and my Lord of Ormond and his Sons have ingrossed into their own hands the best part of Ireland But said he I have almost done their work by my management of the Irish Witnesses And still to give a further testimonial of his zeal to the sinking Cause he incorporates himself with the Whigs and offers impudently in the Face of the Sun to sereen their disloyal Proceedings against their Prince in saying The Irish Witnesses are suborned to drop the Popish Plot and fix another upon the Protestants I would ask one question of Hetherington Whether he knows actually of his own knowledge any Irish Papists that ever wished His Majesty any harm If he knows any he ought to discover them that such pestiferous Members may be cut off by Justice if not 't is an unchristian Action to accuse an innocent People upon the bare Surmises of a few lecherous Irish rascally Priests who have renounced their Functions and violated their Vows with God to satisfie their Beastly Concupiscence with the Whores of London But Hetherington's main scope in spattering of the Irish Witnesses and herding himself with the Whigs is because he may one day have Reprisals in lieu of his own fictitious Lands upon my Lord of Ormond's estate when the Work is effected as the Phanatiques phrase it for they are still so inchanted that they believe the Cause will be still Vpish notwithstanding all opposition and this gratification will be granted him by the Republican Party of England and Ireland for his assidual and indefatigable care by endeavouring to extirpate the Family of the Stuarts and their Adherents and perhaps as I have heard him say be remunerated with the honour of being Lord-Lieutenant of Ireland so that you may see he aims at no small matter but resolves to follow the old saying He violandum est jús regnandi gratia violandum est But let Hetherington and the Factious learn that our Sovereign's great wisdom extends as far as His Regal Power and that His Royal and mature circumspection has and will obviate the preposterous designs of those Seditious Incendiaries of State of which His Majesty never merited the least Disloyalty or ill Thought unless it be in graciously pardoning of them their black Treasons and excerable Murder of the Royal Martyr His Father King Charles of blessed memory for which detestable and crying Sin they deserved a total extinguishment and deletion Amongst all the Divine Graces and Blessings bestowed upon that Sacred Prince one is That Handkerchiefs dipped in his innocent Blood ured very often with a touch thereof the Kings-Evil and this is a certain truth that his very Enemies cannot impugn or gain-say Truly I may say of those Blood-hound Regicides what the great Tertullian pronounced against the Sins of Sodom and Gourorrha that Impiet as illa ignium meruit imbres For certainly no man since the Creation to this day ever heard or read either in Sacred or Profane History that a King which had three Kingdoms devolved to Him by so many Ages and legal Successions received Crowned and Anointed by the common Suffrage of all His People having likewise a long while governed and impartially administred the Laws for divers Years to all His Subjects should be at length Tryed and after Sentenced to be Murdered by a Company of Rake-kennels and lewd Presbyterians Had His present Majesty served these Rascals after His Restauration as Alexander the Great did to the Phanician Slaves who assassinated their Masters and usurped the Government to hang them up all there would be no Plots this day to disturb the Nation Although the old Cavaliers and their Children grumble sometimes of their hard usage since His Majesties Restauration yet we will not suffer in Cromwel's Fellow-Rascals to spurn against our Prince but we will cover the earth with our slain Bodies rather than flinch to support and perpetuate the Rights of the most Serene and Ancientest Monarch Charles II. this day in the Universe and His lawful Heirs and Successors whose Ancestors were Kings of Scotland and Ireland Three hundred and odd Years before the Birth of Christ and this glorious Prince is the 11th King of his own Family as I can prove by an ancient History I have by me Nor will our Loyal hearts ever allow our Sanction of any spurious or besotted Faction to steer the Helm of that Hierarchical Series of Kings And if our present Sovereign were pleased to call to mind the Noble Actions of his Grandfather Henry IV. King of France who spared neither Civilities nor Caresses to Gentlemen who served Him well he could still find Friends enough to espouse His Royal Cause and easily allay the Pride of His Rebellious Subjects 'T is reported of that Heroick Prince Henry IV. that after he was Crowned King of France he was wont to say these obliging words to those that fought for him and faithfully served him That it was great reason they should partake of his Feast since they served so well at his Nuptials with France 'T is also recorded of the same Prince That his very Enemies the Papists had more confidence in his Word alone than in the Writings of others Thus the prudent man never walks but by ways strait and virtuous the cunning on the contrary by paths oblique and wicked The prudent cannot but be generous and good whil'st the other cannot be but base deceitful and unworthy To return to our purpose As for my part I call God to Witness There is no King in the world I love better than Charles II. nor no Government under the Sun I love so well as Kingly Government 'T is true I was discontented because my Father's Estate was given to others without the least colour of Justice and he in his old days miserable and in extream want he and his Ancestors were always Loyal to the Kings of England and the himself was a Prisoner whil'st His Majesty was in Exile for adhering to the Marquis of Clanricard His Majesties Lord-Deputy in Ireland And whereas 't is reported by ill-affected persons That his ancient Estate or what Lands he pretends too was but 40 l. per annum 't is the