it shou'd take Lord what mirth we shall have Ha ha ha I can't forbear with the thoughts on 't Cla. And to see the Governor his man Jac. Ah what a Jest will that be too Ha ha ha but here Comes Isabella le ts 〈◊〉 up her Pride with Flatteries on her Beauty Enter Isabella looking in a Glass and setting her Face Isa. Ah Heavens those Eyes that Look that pretty Lear that my Father shou'd be so Doting an old Fool to think these Beauties fit for a little Merchandizeâ—… a Marchioness wou'd so much better become me Looks again ah what a smile 's there and then that scornfull look t is great heav'ns who 's here Sees them Cla. Onely those Friends that wish you better Fortune than this day promises Jac. Look on that Face Are there not lines that foretell a world of greatness and promise much Honour Cla. Her Face her Shape her Mien her every Part declares her Lady or something more Isa. Why so and yet this little creature of a Father ridiculous and unambitious wou'd spoile this Lady to make up a simple Citizen's Wife in good time Jac. That very look had some presageing Grandure Isa. Do you think so 〈◊〉 Ha ha ha Jac. That laugh again oh heav'ns how it Charmes Cla. Ah how Gracefull ' t is Jac. Ah nothing but a great Gilt Coach will become it Cla. With Six Spanish Mares Jac. And embroider'd Trapings Cla. With four Lackeys Jac. And a Page at the taile on 't Cla. She 's evidently design'd for a Person of quality Isa. Besides I have so Natural an inclination for a Don that if my Father do force me to marry this small Creature of a Merchant I shall make an intreague with some body of quality Cla. Cou'd you but manage it well and keep it from Antonio Isa. Keep it from Antonio is it think you for a little silly Cit to complainâ—… when a Don does him the Honour to Visit his Lady Marry that were pretty Enter Francisco and Lopez Fran. How a Count to speak with me With me I say here at Cadez Lop. A Count Sir and to speak with you Fran. Art sure 't is not the Governour I 'll goe lock up my Wife Lop. Governour Sir No no 't is a mear stranger Sir a rare Count whom I never saw all dayes of my life before Fran. And with me wou'd he speak I hope he comes not to my Wife Enter Julia. Jul. Oh Husband the delicatest sine Person of Quality just alightâ—…d at the door Husband Fran. What have you seen him then the Devil 's in these Women and there be but a loop hole to peep out off they 'll spy a man I 'm resolv'd to see this thing goe retire you women here 's men coming up Isa. And will men eat us Fran. No but they may doe worse they may look on ye and Looking breeds Likeing and Likeing Love and Love a damn'd thing call'd Desire and Desire begets the Devil and all of Mischief to young wenches Gâ—…t ye gon in I say here 's a Lord coming and Lords are plaguie things to women Isa. How a Lord oh heav'ns Jacinta my Fan and set my Hair in order Oh the Gods I wou'd not but see a Lord for all the world how my Heart beats already keep your Distance behind Jacinta Bless me how I tremble a little farther Jacinta Fran. Come come Husewife you shall be Marry'd anon and then let your Husband have the Plague of you but for my Gentlewoman Oh Lord they 're here Enter Guilion Carlos and Pages c. Guil. How now Fellow where 's this old Don Francisco Fran. I 'm the Person Sir Isa. Heav'ns what an Ayr he has Guil. Art thou he Old Lad how dost thou doe Hah Fran. I don't know Guil. Thou knowest me not it seems old Fellow hah Fran. Know you no nor desire to doe on what acquaintance pray Guil. By Instinct such as you ought to know a Person of Quality and pay your Civilities naturally in France where I have travell'd so much good Manners is us'd your Cittizen puls of his hat thus to every Horse of quality and every Coach of quality and doe you pay my proper Person no more respect hah Isa. What a dishonour's this to me to have so Dull a Father that needs to be instructed in his Duty Guil. But Sir to open the eyes of your understanding here 's a Letter to you from your Correspondant a Merchant of Sivil Fran. Cry Mercy my Lord and yet I wou'd he were a thousand Leagues off Guil. I have bills of Exchange too directed to thee old Fellow at Sivil but finding thee not there and I as most persons of my Quality are being something idle and nevâ—…r out of my way came to this Town to seek thâ—…e Fellow being recommended as thou seest here old Vermin here Gives him Bills Isa. Ah what a gracefull Mien he has how sine his conversation ah the difference between him and a filthy Citizen Jul. Clara has told me all Jac. whispering to Jul. Car. That 's she in the middle stand looking on her languishingly your head a little a one side so fold your arms good now and then heave your breast with a sigh most 〈◊〉 He groans Fran. Bills 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 thousands Jac. He has you 〈◊〉 his eye already Isa. Ah Jacinta thou flatterest me Jac. Return him some kind looks in pity She sets her eyes 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 c. Car. That other 's my Mistress 〈◊〉 thou but keep this old Fellow in discourse whilst I give her the sign to 〈◊〉 a little Guil. I 'll warrant you I 'll banter him till you have Cuckold him If you manage matters as well as I. Fran. My Lord I ask your pardon for my rudeness in not knowing you before which I ought to have done in good manners I confess who the Devil does he stare at so Wise I command you to withdraw upon pain of our high displeasure my Lord I shall dispatch your affairs he minds me not Ay 't is my Wife I say Minion begon your Bills my Lord are good and I accept Julia goes to t'other side to Carlos em why what a Devil he minds me not yet and though I am not at my proper home I am where I can command Money hum sure 't is my daughter Ay ay 't is so how 〈◊〉 he shou'd be 〈◊〉 now the plaguie jade had sure the spirit of Prophesie in her 't is so 't is she my Lord. Guil. Prethee old Fellow peace I am in Love Fran. In Love what shall I be the Father of a Lord wou'd it become me think ye he 's mighty full of Cogitabund my Lord my Lord sure his Soul has left the Tenement of his Body I have his Bills here and care not if it never return more Looks over the Bills Car. Dear Julia let 's retire our time 's but short Jul. I dare not with you the venture wou'd be too bold in a young beginner in the Thefts of Love
toâ—…t had I but Courage to shoot off one aside Car. Methinks you make not so kind returns as my Friendship to you and the Alliance shall be between us deserves Fran. I am somthing Ill-bred I confess Sir 't is dark and if I 〈◊〉 do 't no body wou'd know 't was I. aside Car. I fear there 's some misunderstanding between us pray let us go in a while I 'll talk you from your error Fran. Between us Sir oh Lord not in the least Sir I love and Honour you so heartily I 'd be content to give you to the Devil but the noyse of the Pistoll wou'd discover the business aside Car. Come let 's in and talk a while Fran. I 'm sorry I cannot do 't Sir we are something incommoded being not at our own house Car. Brother I am afraid you are a little inclin'd to be jealous that will destroy all friendship Fran. So how finely the Devil begins to insinuate Car. that makes a Hell of the Heav'n of Love and 〈◊〉 very pains you fear are less tormenting than that fear what say you Brother is 't not so with you Fran. I find you wou'd have me turn a Husband of the Mode a fine convenient Tool one of the Modern humour a Civil person that understands Reason or so and I doubt not but you wou'd be as Modish a Gallant Car. Ha ha ha Fran. What doe you Laugh Sir Car. Who can chuse to hear your suspicions your needless Fears Come come trust your Wives discretion and Modesty and I doubt not but you will find your self Fran. In the Rode to Heaven whither they say all Cuckolds goe I thank you for your advice I perceive you wou'd willingly help me onwards of my Journey Car. I 'm glad I know you Sir farewell to you Goes out Fran. No matter for that so you know not my Wife and so farewell to you Sir and the Devil take all Cuckold-makers Ex. SCENE The inside of the House Enter Clara Julia Antonio Jacinta running to ' em Jac. He has seen Don Carlos and they have been in great discourse together I cou'd not hear one word but you 'll have it at both ears anon I 'll warrant you Ha he 's coming Enter Francisco Cla. Heavens he must not see you here To Antonio Jac. Here step in to Clara's Bed-chamber He goes in Fran. So the Plot 's at last discover'd he was a Cavalier of his Parole Jul. Who speak you of Fran. Onely the Governour the fine young Governour I deliver'd him the message told him my mind and the like Jul. So kind to visit us and have you sent him away already Fran. Ah Witch already why have I any lodging for him Jul. But I am glad you brought him not in I being so unready Fran. But you are always ready for him my dear victorious Man-slayer Jac. What means he sure he has a Gad-bee in his brain Fran. Satan's shee Advocate peace I say so you look as innocently now as a little Devil of two years old I 'll warrant come come look me full in the face thus turn your nose just to mine so now tell me whose damnable Plot this was to send your Gallant with his Eloquence Querks and Conundrums to tutour me into better manners Jul. Send him I 'll answer no such idle questions Fran. He has taken a world of pains about your particular Chapter and no doubt but he preacht according to â—…ons what say you â—…or your self that Judgment may not pass Jul. I say you 're an old jealous Fool have I seen Don Carlos or heard from Don Carlos or sent to Don Carlos 〈◊〉 a doe indeed Fran. What made you at the dore against my positive commands the very street dore in the â—…ight alone and undrest this is matter of Fact Gentlewoman you hastned me away a plain case and presently after Don Carlos comes to the dore positive proof sees me and falls right down upon my jealousie clear conviction 't was pity but I had followed his counsel yes when the Devil turns student in Divinity but no matter I 'll see your back fairly turn'd upon this Town to morrow I 'll marry my Daughter in the morning to Antonio and a faiâ—… wind or not we 'll home the Gally lies ready in the Harbour therefore prepare pack up your tooles for you are no woman of this world Anto. How marry me to morrow to his daughter and carry his Wife from my friend this misfortune must be prevented Aside peeping Fran. And so Mistress come your ways to your Chamber Jul. And study how to prevent this cruel separation Aside goes out with him and Jacinta Cla. Ah Antonio I find by that sad look of yours you have over heard our hasty Doom Anto. I have and am a little surpris'd at the suddainness of it and I my self am the unlucky occasion of it to break it off I told my father how scurvily Isabella treated me he thereupon sends for old Francisco tells him of my complaint and instead of disingaging my self I find my self more undone Cla. What shall we doe I 'm sure thou wilt not marry her thou canst not do 't and hope to go to Heaven Anto. No I have one prevention left and if that fail I 'll utterly refuse to marry her a thing so vainly proud no Laws of Nature or Religion sure can bind me to say yes and for my Fortune 't is my own no Father can command it Cla. I know thou wilt be true and I 'll not doubt it Enter Jacinta Jac. Ah! Madam the saddest news Cla. Hah what Jac. Poor Gentle-man I pity you of all things in the world you must be forc'd how can I utter it to the most lamentable torment that ever Lover endur'd to remain all night in your Mistress's Chamber Anto. Alas how shall I indure so great an affliction Cla. And I. Jac. Ha ha ha how I am griev'd to think on 't ha ha ha that you shou'd both be so hardly put to 't ha ha ha for the old Gentle â—… man has lockt all the dores and took the keys to bed to him go get you in ha ha ha Anto. Oh my dear Clara this is a blessing I cou'd not hope Cla. So large a freedom shall my Vertue prove I 'll trust my Honour with Antonio's Love They go in Ex. Jacinta laughing ACT III. SCENE I. Enter Don Carlos in his Night-gown Antonio and Guzman with Cloaths Car. ALL night with Clara say'st thou that was lucky but was she kind my friend Anto. As I desir'd or honour wou'd permit her Nor wou'd I press her farther Car. A very moderate Lover Anto. For some part of my Vertue Sir I owe to you in midst of all my Love even in the kindest moments of delight my joys were broken by concern for you Julia this day or very suddainly leaves Cadez Car. By Heaven and so will Carlos then for I 'm so resolutely bent to possess that dear creature That I will do 't
to yeild that loves him not Cla. 'T is true he is above me every way and the Honor my Father thinks to do our Family by this Match makes him resolve upon'â—… but I have given my Vows to young Antonio Jul. And young Antonio you are like to have for any thing that Carlos cares for know to thy eternall joy my Clara he has but feign'd to thee as much as thy Antonio to Isabella Cla. But are you sure of this Jul. Most certain this Night if you can let Antonio see you he 'll tell you all the Cheat and beg your Pardon Cla. Which he will soon obtain and in return what Service I can render him in your behalf he shall not want Jul. Antonio will engage you they are friends Cla. You amaze me Jac. I have appointed him this night to wait and if possible I wou'd get him a Minutes time with you Cla Dear Jacinta thou art the kindest Maid Jac. Hang 't why shou'd we young Women pine and Languish for what our own Natural invention may procure us let us three lay our heads together and if Machavil with all his Politicks can out-witt us 't is pity but we all lead Apes in Hell and dy'd without the Jewish blessing of consolation Jul. No more here comes the Dragon Enter Francisco Fran. So together Consulting and Contriving Jac. What are you jealous of the Peticoat Fran. Peticoat Come come Mistress Pert I have known as Much danger hid under a Peticoat as a Pair of Breeches I have heard of two Women that Married each other oh abominable as if there were so Prodigious a Scarcity of Christian Man's Flesh. Jac. No the market's well enough stor'd thanks be praised might every woman be afforded a reasonable Alowance Fran. Peace I say thou Imp of Lucifer wou'd thou hadst thy Bellyfull that I might be fairly rid of thee go get you up to your Chamber and d' ye hear stirr nâ—…t from thence on pain of our severe displeasure for I am sent for in all haste to signior Don Sebastians 't is but hard by I shall soon return what are you here Enter Isabella I have a high commendations of your fine behaviour Gentlewoman to Antonio his Father has sent for me and I shall know all anon this shall but hasten your Wedding Huswife I tell you that and so Farewell to you Ex. Isabella Crying Cla. Say you so then t is time for me to look about me Jul. But will you go out so late Love indeed some hurt will come to thee Fran. No look ye I go Arm'd Shows his Girdle round with Pistolls Go get you to your Chambers He goes out they goe in SCENE changes to the Street Enter Carlos Antonio Car. I wonder where this man of mine shou'd be whom I sent this evening with my letter to Julia what art thou Enter Guzman runs against Carlos Guz. My Lord 't is I your trusty Trojan Guzman what makes you here Sir so near the dore of your Mistress Car. To wait my doom what Tidings hast thou Guzman Guz. Why Sir I went as you directed me to Don Baltazer's Car. And didst thou deliver it Guz. And the first thing I mett with was old Francisco Car. So. Guz. To whom I civily adrest my self told him you presen ted your Service to him sent to know how his Lady and he did Which word Lady I no sooner nam'd but I thought he wou'd have saluted me with a Cudgell in sine observing her behind him whom he shelter'd all he cou'd with his Cloke I taking an occa sion to wisper him gave it her over his shoulder whilst she return'd some smiles and looks of joy but for an answer 't was impossible to get the least sign of one Car. No matter that joy was evident she wisht me one and by the first opportunity my diligent waiting will be recompenc'd but where hast thou been all this while Guz. Finding out the Chimney-sweeper you spoke of Sir and whom you order'd me to bring this Evening Car. And hast thou found him Guz. He 's here at the corner of the Street I 'll call him Ex. Guz. Car. I have Antonio besides your particular Revenge one of my own to Act by this deceit since all my Industry to see the charming Julia has hitherto been vain I have resolv'd upon a new project if this False Count pass upon 'em as I doubt not but he will and that he gets admittance into the House I 'll pass for one of his Domestiques Enter Guzman and Guilion Page holding his Lanthorn to his face Guz. Here 's the fellow Sir Anto. Fellow he may be the Devil's fellow by his countenance Car. Come nearer Friend dost think thou canst manage a Plot well Guil. As any man in Cadez Sir with good instructions Car. That thou shalt have thou art apprehensive Guil. So so I have a pretty memory for mischief Anto. Hast thou Assurance and Courage Guil. To kill the honestest man in Spain if I be well paid Car. That thou shalt be Guil. I ll doe 't say no more I 'll doe 't Car. But canst thou swear stoutly lye handsomly Guil. Prettily by Nature Sir but with good instructions I shall improve I thank Heav'n I have Dossety or so Car. Thou want'st not confidence Guil. No nor impudence neither how should a man live in this wicked world without that Talent Anto. Then know our Design is onely Comical though if you manage not matters well it may prove Tragical to you in fine dost think thou canst personate a Lord Guil. A Lord marry that 's a hard question but what sort of a Lord Car. Why any Lord. Guil. That I cannot doe but I can doe some sort of a Lord as some Lords are wiser than other-some there is your witty Lord him I defie your wise Lord that is to say your knavish Lord him I renounce then there 's your â—…olitique Lord him I wou'd have hang'd then thâ—…re's your foolish Lord let him follow the Polititian then there 's your 〈◊〉 Pert Noysey Lord and such a small insignificant 〈◊〉 I care not if I am possest with I shall deal well enough wiâ—…h a Devil of his capacity Car. Very well then there needs no more but that you go along with my man to my house my authority shall secure you from all the injuries that shall accrue from a discovery but I hope none will happen Equipage cloaths and money we 'll furnish you with go home with him and dress and practise the Don till we come who will give you ample instructions what to doe Guil. And if I do not fit you with a Don better than Don De'll Phobos or Don Quixote let me be hang'd up for the Sign of the Black Boy on my own Poles at a Spanish Inn dore Anto. We 'll be with you presently Guil. And if you find me not en Cavalier say Cloaths Garniture Points and Feathers have lost their Power of making one Ex. Guz. and Page and
Guil. Enter opening the Dore Jacinta Car. Hah the dore opens and surely 't is a Woman that advances dear Antonio wait a little farther who 's there Jac. Hah if it shou'd be old Francisco now Car. Let it be who it will I 'll tell my name it cannot injure either I'm Carlos who are you Jac. A thing that looks for him you name Jacinta are you alone Car. Never since Julia did possess my heart what news my dearest messenger of Love what may I hope Enter Julia. Jul. All that the kindest Mistress can bestow If Carlos loves and still will keep his Vows Car. Julia my Life my Soul what happy Stars Conspir'd to give me this dear lucky minute Jul. Those that conducted old Francisco out And will too soon return him back again I dare not stay to hear thy love or chiding Both which have power to charm since both proceed From a kind heart that 's mine Car. Oh take not this dear Body from my Arms For if you do my Soul will follow it Jul. What wouldst thou have me doe Car. Be wondrous kind be lavish of thy Heart Be generous in thy Love and give me all Jul. Oh Heavens what mean you I shall dye with fear Car. Fear let coward Lovers fear who love by halves We that intirely Love are bold in passion Like Souldiers 〈◊〉 with glory dread no danger Jul. But should we be unthrifty in our Loves And for one moment's joy give all away And be hereafter damn'd to pine at distance Car. Mistaken Miser Love like Money put Into good hands increases every day Still as you trust me still the Summ amounts Put me not off with promise of to morrow To morrow will take care for new delights Why shou'd that rob us of a present one Jul. Ah Carlos How sondly do I listen to thy words And fain would chide and fain would boast my Vertue But mightier Love laughs at those poor delays And I should doubtless give you all your Julia Did not my fear prevent my kinder business And should Francisco come and find me absent Or take thee with me we were lost my Carlos Car. When then my Julia shall we meet again Jul. You Spaniards are a jealous Nation But in this English Spâ—…niard old Francisco That mad passion 's doubled wholly deprives him of his Sense and 〈◊〉 his Nature Brute wou'd he but trust me onely with my Woman I wou'd contrive some way to see my Carlos Car. 〈◊〉 certain Julia that thou must be mine Jul. 〈◊〉 I must dye my Carlos Anto. listning advances 〈◊〉 I 'm sure 't is Carlos's voice and with a woman And though he be my Rival but in Jest I have a natural curiosity to see who 't is he entertains Jul. Oh Heavens Sir here 's Francisco step aside Least mischief shou'd befall you Runs in Car. Now Love and wild desire prompt me to kill this happy Rival he 's old and can't be long in his arrears to Nature What if I paid the debt Draws half way One single push wou'd do 't and Julia's mine but hang 't Adultery is a less sin than Murther and I will wait my Fortune Anto. Where are you Don Carlos Car. Who 's there Antonio I took thee for my Rival and ten to one but I had done thy business Anto. I heard ye talking and believ'd you safe and came in hopes to get a little time to speak to Clara in hah Jacinta Jac. Who 's there Antonio Peeping of out the dore Anto. The same may I not speak with Clarâ—… Jac. Come in she 's here Car. And prethee dear Jacinta let me have one word with Julia more she need not fear surprise just at the dore let me but kiss her hand Goes in Jac. I 'll see if I can bring her Enter Francisco Fran. A proud ungracious Flurt a Lord with a Pox here 's a fine business i'faith that she should be her own Carver well I 'll home and thunder her together with a vengeance Car. Who 's here sure this is he indeed I 'll step aside least my being seen give him an occasion of jealousie and make him affront his Wife Goes aside as Fran. was going in Enter Julia. Fran. Hum what have we here a woman Jul. Heavens what not gone yet my Dear Fran. So so 't is my confounded wife who expecting some body wou'd have me gone now Jul. Are you not satisfied with all I 've said With all the vows I 've made Which here anew in sight of Heaven I breath Fran. Yes yes you can promise fair but hang him that trusts ye Jul. Go go and pray be satisfied of my eternal love Fran. How fain she 'd have me gone now ah subtil Serpent is not this plain demonstration I shall murther her I â—…ind the Devil great with me aside still Jul. What is 't thou pawsest on Fran. The wicked dissimulation of villainous woman aloud to her Jul. Francisco Fran. Oh thou monster of Ingratitude have I caught thee You 'd have me gone wou'd ye ay to Heaven I believe like a wicked woman as you are so you were rid of me go and be satisfied of my eternal love ah Gipsey no Gentlewoman I am a 〈◊〉 bit and will hold you tugging till your heart ake Jul. Why was there such hurt in desireing you to go that you might make hast back again oh my fears Fran. That you might receive a lover 't is plain and my indignation's high Jul. Heav'n knows I meant Fran. Onely to Cuckold me a little get you in where I will swear thee by Bell Book and Candle get you in I say go go I 'll watch for your Lover and tell him how unkind he was to stay so long I will Ex. Julia he stands just in the dore Carlos advances Car. I hear no noise sure 't was he and he 's gone in To reap those joys he knows not how to value And I must languish for I 'll stay a little perhaps Jacinta may return again for any thing belonging to my Julia is dear even to my Soul Goes just to the dore Fran. bolts out on him Fran. who 's there what wou'd you have who wou'd you speak to who do you come from and what 's your business Car. Hah 't is the Sot himself my name is Carlos Fran. Carlos what father of Belzibub sent him hither a plain case I 'll murther her out of hand Car. And I wou'd speak to any body Friend that belongs to the fair Clara if you are any of this house Fran. Onely the Cuckold of the house that 's all my name Sir is Francisco but you perhaps are better acquainted with my Wife Car. Francisco let me imbrace you my Noble Brother And chide you that you wou'd not Visit me Going to 〈◊〉 him he slies off Fran. And bring my Wife along with me Car. Both had been wellcome and all I have you shou'd Command Fran. For my Wife's sake what if I shou'd Pistoll him now and I am damnably provokt
I 'm not able to indure it why what the Devil made me a shipâ—… board Ex. Captain Guil. Why where be these Turks Set me to 'em I 'll make 'em smoke dogs to dare attack a man of Quality Isa. Oh the insolence of these Turks do they know who 's Aboard For Heav'ns sake my Lord do not expose your Noble Person Guil. What not fight Not fight A Lord and not fight Shall I submit to Fetters and see my Mistress ravisht by any great Turk in Christiandom and not fight Isa. I 'd rather be ravisht a thousand times then you shou'd Venture your Person Seamen 〈◊〉 within Fran. Ay I dare swear Enter Seamen Sea Ah Sirs what mean you come on the Deck for shame Anto. My Lord let us not tamely fall there 's danger near Draws Guil. Ay Ay there 's never smoake but there 's some fire come let 's away ta la tan ta la la la c. 〈◊〉 Ex. singing and Antonio and Pet. Fran. A Pox of all Lords I say you must be Janting in 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 name and Gods dry Ground wou'd not serve your 〈◊〉 Shoot 〈◊〉 Oh how they Thunder What shall I do oh for some Auâ—… hole to thrust my Head into for I could never 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 Noise 〈◊〉 Cannons oh 't is insupportable intoller 〈◊〉 and not to be 〈◊〉 Runing as mad about the stage 〈◊〉 Dear Father be not so frighted 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 Ah Crocodile wou'd thou hadst wept thy Eyes out 〈◊〉 a 〈◊〉 that thou hadst never seen this Count then he 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 lovd thee and then we had never been invited 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 A noise of fighting 〈◊〉 Guilion Pet. and Antonio Driven in fighting by Guzman and other Turks Anto. Ah Sir the Turks have boarded us we re lost we re lost Fran. Oh I am slain I 'm slain Falls down Guil. Hold hold I say you are now in the presence of 〈◊〉 and 't is uncivil to fight before Ladies Guz. Yield then you are our slaves Guil. Slaves no Sir we 're slaves to none but the Ladies Offers to fight Isa. Oh hold rude man D' ye know whom you encounter Guz. What 's here one dead Looking on Francisco Fran. Oh Lord Guz. Or if he be not he 's old and past service we 'll kill the Christian Dog out of the way Fran. Oh hold hold I 'm no Christian Gentlemen but as 〈◊〉 a Heathen as your selves Guz. Bind him Streight neck and 〈◊〉 and Clap him under 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 Oh 〈◊〉 him Sir look on his 〈◊〉 Age. Guz. For your sake Lady much may be done we 've need 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 women Gives her to some Turks that are by Fran. 〈◊〉 my Wife My Wife Ravisht oh I 'm dead Jul. Fear not my Dear I 'll rather dye than doe thee wrong Fran. Wou'd she wou'd quickly then there 's her honour sav'd and her ransome which is better Guz. Down with the 〈◊〉 Dog He 〈◊〉 And take the Ladies to several Cabins The Turks take hold of the Men Isa. Must we be parted then ah cruel 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 Guil. Alas this separation's worse than death 〈◊〉 You possibly may see some Turkish Ladies that may insnare your heart and make you faithless 〈◊〉 I ah Heavens if ever I change my Love may I become 〈◊〉 and lose all hopes of Title or of Grandure Guil. But thou'd the 〈◊〉 Signior behold thy Beauty 〈◊〉 wou'dst dispise thine own dear hony Vicount to be a Sultana Isa. A Sultana what 's that Guil. Why 't is a she great 〈◊〉 a Queen of Turkey Isa. These dear expressions go to my heart Weeps And yet a Sultana is a tempting thing Aside smiling And you shall find your 〈◊〉 true though the Grand Signior wou'd lay his Crown at my 〈◊〉 wou'd he wou'd try me though Heavens to be Queen of Turkey Aside Guil. May I bâ—…lieve thee but when thou seest the difference alas I am but a Chimney hum nothing to a great Turk Isa. Is he so 〈◊〉 a thing oh that I 〈◊〉 a 〈◊〉 Great Turk Guz. Come come we can't attend your 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 Jul. Alas and what shall we poor women doe 〈◊〉 Isa. We must e'en have patience Madam and be 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 Ravisht Heavens forbid 〈◊〉 An please the Lord I 'll let my nails grow against 〈◊〉 direfull day Isa. And so will I for I 'm resolv'd none shall ravish me but the Great Turk Guz. Come Ladies you are Dishes to be serv'd up to the board of the Grand Signior Isa. Why will he eat us all Guz. A slice of each perhaps as he finds 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 Isa. A slice uncivil Fellow as if this Beauty were for a bit and away Sir a word if you will do me the favour to recommend me to be first serv'd up to the Grand Signior I shall remember the civility when I am great Gâ—… Lady he is his own Carver a good word by the by or so will doe well and I am a Favorite Isa. Are you so here take this Jewâ—… in earnest of 〈◊〉 Favouâ—… 〈◊〉 him a Jewel Eâ—…unt all SCENE II. A Garden Enter Don Carlos and Lopez 〈◊〉 But why so near the Land by Heaven I saw each action 〈◊〉 the Fight from yonder grove of Jesemine And doubtless all beheld it from the Town 〈◊〉 The Captain Sir design'd it so and at the Harbour 〈◊〉 it out those two Galleys were purposely prepar'd to entertain the Count and the Ladies with the representation of a 〈◊〉 lest the noise of the Guns should Alarm the Town and taking 〈◊〉 for a real Fight shoud have sent out supplies and so have â—…in'd our designs Câ—…r Well have we all things in readiness 〈◊〉 All Sir alâ—… Enter Page 〈◊〉 My Lord a Baâ—…ge from the Gally is just arriv'd at the Garden Stairs Enter Guzman 〈◊〉 I 'll â—…tire then and fit me for my part of this 〈◊〉 Guz. My Lord you must retire they 're just bringing the old Gentleman a shore Car. 〈◊〉 how does he take his Captivity Guz. Take it Sir he has cast himself into a fit and has lain like one in a Trance this half hour t is impossible for him to â—…ak Sense this fortnight Ill secure his Reason a play-day for 〈◊〉 long at least your servants in Turkish habits are now his 〈◊〉 who will keep him safe enough from hindering your 〈◊〉 â—…ith 〈◊〉 Car. What ever you doe have a care you do not overfright the Coxcomb and make a Tragedy of our Comedy Guz. I 'll warrant you Sir mind you your Love affairs he 's coming in retire Sir Ex. Car. and Page and Lop. Enter some Turks with the Body of Francisco in Chains and lay him down on a Bank 1 Tu. Christian so ho ho Slave awake Rubbing and calling him Fran. Hah where am I my Wife my Wife where am I hah what are you Ghosts Devils Mutes no answer hah bound in chains Slaves where am I 1 Tu. They understand not your Language but I who am a Renigado Spaniard understand you when you speak civily which I advise
Isa. Oh Heavens and shall I be no Vicountess Guil. Not for me Fair Lady by Jupiter no no Queen 's much better Death affront a man of Honour a Vicount thaâ—… wou'd have took you to his Bed after half the Town had blown upon you without examining either Portion or Honesty and wou'd have took you for better for worse Death I 'll untile houses and demolish Chimneys But I 'll be reveng'd Draws and is going out Isa. Ah hold your anger 's just I must confess yet pardon the frailty of my Sexes vanity behold my tears that sue for pity to you She weeps he stands looking on her Guil. My Rage dissolves Isa. I ask but death or pity He weeps Guil. I cannot hold but if I shou'd forgive and marry you you wou'd be gadding after honour still longing to be a she Great Turk again Isa. Break not my heart with such suspicions of me Guil. And is it pure and tender Love for my Person And not for my glorious Titles Isa. Name not your Titles 't is your self I love Your amiable sweet and charming self And I cou'd almost wish you were not great To let you see my Love Guil. I am confirm'd 'T is no respect of Honour makes her weep Her Love 's the same shou'd I crie Chimney Sweep ACT V. SCENE I. A Garden Enter Francisco alone Fran. NOW am I afraid to walk in this Garden lâ—…st I shouâ—… spie my own natural Wife lying with the Great Turk in Fresco upon some of these fine â—…owry Banks and learning how to make Cuckolds in Turkey Enter Guzman and Jacinta 〈◊〉 Nay dear 〈◊〉 cast an eye of pity on me What deny the Vizer Bassa 〈◊〉 When you are honest Guzman again I 'll tell you a pieâ—… of my mind 〈◊〉 But opportunity will not be so kind to Guzman as to the Grand 〈◊〉 therefore dear Rogue let 's retire into these kind shades or if foolish Vertue be so squeamish and needless Râ—…ation so nice that Mr. Vicar must say Amen to the bargain there is an old lousey Fryer belonging to this Villa that will give us a cast of his office for I am a little impatient about this business Greatness having infus'd a certain itch in my blood which I fâ—…lt not whilst a common man Fran. Um Why what have we here 〈◊〉 Mrs. 〈◊〉 and the 〈◊〉 I hope the Jade will be Turkey 〈◊〉 with a vengeance and have Circumcision in abundance and the Devil shall ransom her for old Frâ—…ncisco 〈◊〉 Hah the old Gentleman Fran. What the Frolick is to go â—…ound I see you women have a happy time on 't 〈◊〉 Men that have kind Wives may be as happy you 'll 〈◊〉 the honour of being made a Cuckold Heaven be prais'd 〈◊〉 Ay Sir I thank ye pray under the Rose how 〈◊〉 my Wiâ—…e please his Grace the Great Turk 〈◊〉 Murmuring again thou Slave Fran. Who I O Lord Sir no not I why what hurt 〈◊〉 there in being a Cuckold Guz. Hurt Sirrah you shall be swing'd into a belief that it is an honour for the Great Turk to borrow your wife Fran. But for the Lender to pay Use-money is somewhat severe but see he comes bless me how grim he looks Enter Carlos Car. Come hither Slave why was it that I gave you Life dismist the fetters from your aged limbs Fran. For love of my Wife and 〈◊〉 please your Barbarousness Car. Gave you frâ—… leave to range the Palace round excepting my apartment onely Fran. Still for my Wives sake I say and 〈◊〉 like your Hideousness Car. And yet this Wife this most ungratefull Wife of 〈◊〉 again wou'd put your chains on expose your liâ—…e to dangers and new torments by a too stubborn vertue she doâ—… refuse my courtship and foolish is chast Fran. Alas what pity 's that 〈◊〉 I offer'd much lov'd much but all in vain Husband and Honour still was the reply Fran. Good lack that she shou'd have no more Grace before her eyes Car. But Slave behold these Mutes that fatal instrument of death behold too and in 'em read thy doom if this coy Wiâ—… of yours be not made flexible to my addresses Fran. Oh Heavens I make her Car. No more thy Fate is fix'd and here attend till he himself deliver his willing Wife into my arms 〈◊〉 attend and see it see it be 〈◊〉 To his Muâ—… then to Guz. Ex. Car. Guz. Go one of you and fetch the fair slave hither Ex. Turk Fran. I Pimp for my own Wife I hold the dore to my own Flesh and Blood O monstrum horrendum Guz. Nay doe 't and doe 't hansomly too not with a snivelling countenance as if you were compell'd to 't but with the face of authority and the awfull command of a Husband or thou dyest Enter Turk and Julia. Fran. My dear Julia you are a Fool my Love Jul. For what dear Husband Fran. I say a silly Fool to refuse the love of so Great a Turk why what a Pox makes you so coy Angrily Jul. How this from you Francisco Fran. Now does my heart begin to fail me and yâ—…t I shall ne'er indure strangling neither why am not I your Lord and Master hah Jul. Heavens Husband what wou'd you have me doe Fran. Have you doe why I wou'd have ye d' ye see t will not out why I wou'd have ye lie with the Sultan huswife I wonder how the Devil you have the face to refuse him so hansom so young a Lover come come let me hear no more of your coyness Mistress for if I do I shall be hang'd Aside The Great Turk's a most worthy Gentleman and therefore I advise you to doe as he advises you and the Devil take ye both Aside Jul. This from my Husband old Francisco he advise me to part with my dear Honouâ—… Fran. Rather than part with his dear Life I thank ye Aside Jul. Have you consider'd the Vertue of a Wife Fran. No but I have consider'd the neck of a Husband Aside Jul. Which Vertue before I 'll lose I 'll die a thousand deaths Fran. So will not I one a Pox of her Vertue these women are always vertuous in the wrong place Aside I say you shall be kind to the sweet Sultan Jul. And rob my Husband of his right Fran. Shaw exchange is no robbery Jul. And forsake my Vertue and make none Dear a Cuckold Fran. Shaw most of the Heroes of the world were so go prethee Hony go do me the favour to Cuckold me a little if not for Love for Charity Jul. Are you in earnest Fran. I am Jul. And wou'd it not diplease you Fran. I say no had it been Aquinius his Case to have sav'd the pinching of his Gullet he wou'd have been a Cuckold Aside Jul. Fear has made you mad oâ—… you 're bewitcht and I 'll leave you to recover your Wits again Going out Fran. Oh Gracious Wife leave me not in despair I am not mad no nor no moâ—…e bewitcht than I have been
Ceremony that may Compleat my Honour for the World no for Heav'ns sake let 's retire and Dub me presently Guil. Time enough time enough Isa. You love me not that can deny me this Guil. Love no we are Married now and people of our Quality never love after Marriage 't is not great Isa. Nay let 's retire and Compleat my Quality and you will find me Wife a of the Mode I 'll warrant you Guil. For once you have prevail'd Enter Francisco Fran. Whither away Isa. Onely to Consummate a little pray keep your distance She pulls of his hat Fran. Consummate Isa. Ay Sir that is to make me an absolute Vicountess we cannot stay farewell Guilion Leads her out Fran. Hum this Turkey Air has a notable Faculty where the women are all plaguie kind Enter Carlos and Julia. Car. By Heav'n each Moment makes me more your slave Fran. The business is done Jul. My husband Aside Car And all this constant love to old Francisco has but ingag'd me more Fran. Ha Love to me Aside Jul. Sir if this vertue be but reall in you how happy I shou'd be but you 'll relaps again and Tempt my vertue which if you doe Fran. I 'll warrant she wou'd kill her self Aside Jul. I shou'd be sure to yield In a soft tone to him Car. No thou hast made an absolute Conquest o'er me and if that Beauty tempt me every hour I shall be still the same I was the last Fran. Pray Heav'n he be John Enter 1 Turk 1 Turk Most Mighty Emperor a Messenger from Cadez has Letters for your Highness Car. Conduct him in in this retreat of ours we use no State Enter Guzman as himself gives Carlos Letters Guz. Don Carlos Governour of Cadez greets your Highness Car. reads High and Mighty For seven Christian Slaves taken lately by a Gally of yours we offer you twice the Number of Mahometans taken from you by us if this suffice not propose your Ransoms and they shall be paid by Don Carlos Governour of Cadez Know you this Carlos offers so fair for you Fran. Most Potent Lord I do and wonder at the Complement and yet I am not jealous I have so over act'd the Complesant Husband that I shall never fall into the other Extreme again Car. Go let the Christian Governour understand his Request is granted Guz. The slaves are ready Sir and a Gally to carry 〈◊〉 the Christians Jul. How shall we make this Governour amends Fran. I do even weep for joy alas I must leave it to 〈◊〉 Love Jul. To me Sir do you mock me Fran. Mock thee no I know thy vertue and will no 〈◊〉 be jealous beleive me Chickin I was an old Fool. Car. Your Wife is Chaste she overcame my unruly passion with her Prayers and Tears Enter 〈◊〉 at one door Clara Antonio Jacinta at another Isabellas Train carri'd up Fran. Rare News we are all free and ransom'd All 〈◊〉 well and the man has his Mare again 〈◊〉 You still forget your Duty and your distance Fran. A Pox of your troublesom Honour a man can't be overjoy'd in quiet for 't Enter Baltazer and Sebastian Seb. Sure I am not Mistaken this is the House of my Son Antonio Bal. Let it be whose house 't will I think the Devil 's broke loose in 't Seb. Or the Turks for I have yet met with ne'er a Christian thing in 't Fran. Hah Do I dream or is that my Father-in-law and Seignior Sebastian Anto. My Father here Car. Baltazer Aside Bal. Son 〈◊〉 why do you gaze on me so Fran. Bless me Sir are you taken by the great Turk too Bal. Taken Great Turk what do you mean Fran. Mean Sir why how the Devil came you into Turkey Bal. Sure 〈◊〉 has Crackt his Brains Frâ—…n Crack me no Cracks good Father mine am not 〈◊〉 a Slave in Turkey and is not this the Grand Seigniors Palace Car. So all will come out there 's no prevention Aside Seb. Some that are wiser answer us You Son are you infected too was not yesterday to abeen your Wedding day Anto. To day has done as well Sir I have onely chang'd Isabella for Clara. Seb. How Francisco have you juggled with me Fran. My Daughter 's a Lady Sir Bal. And you Mistress you have Marry'd Antonio and 〈◊〉 the Governour Cla. I thought him the fitter Match Sir and hope your Pardon Jul. We cannot scape Fran. But how came you hither Gentlemen and how durst you venture Seb. Whither Sir to my own Son's house is there such danger in coming a mile or two out of Cadez Fran. Is the Devil in you or me or both Am not I in the Possession of Turks and Insidels Bal. No Sir safe in Antonio Villa within a League of Cadez Fran. Why what a Pox is not this the Great Turk himself Bal. This Sir cry mercy my Lord 't is Don Carlos Sir the Governor Fran. The Governor the worst Great Turk of all so I am cozen'd most 〈◊〉 cheated why what a horrid Plot 's here carryed oâ—… to 〈◊〉 in Heretical Cuckoldom Car. 〈◊〉 Sir siâ—…ce you have found it out I 'll own my Passion Jul. 〈◊〉 iâ—… I have been kind you 〈◊〉 me 〈◊〉 nay Beg'd on your knees to give my self away Fran. Guilty guilty I confess but 't was to the Great Turk Mistress not Don Carlos Jul. And was the sin the greater Fran. No but the Honour was less Bal. Oh horrid What intreat his Wife to be a Whore Car. Sir your mistaken she was my Wife in 〈◊〉 of Heav'n before and I but Seiz'd my own Fran. Oh Sir she 's at your Service still Car. I thank you Sir and take her as my own Bal. Hold my Honour 's concern'd Fran. Not at all Father mine she 's my Wife my Lumber now and I hope I may dispose of my Goods and Chattels if he takes her we are upon equal terms for he makes himself my Cuckold as he has already made me his for if my memory fail me not we did once upon a time consummate as my Daughter has it Enter Guilion in his own dress crying Chimney-Sweep Guil. Chimney-sweep by your leave Gentlemen Anto. Whither away Sirrah Guil. What 's that to you Sir Anto. Not to me Sirrah who wou'd you speak with Guil. What 's that to you Sir why what a Pox may not a man speak with his own Lady and Wife Cla. Heavens his Wife to look for his Wife amongst Persons of Quality Car. Kick out the Rascal Guil. As soon as you please my Lord but let me take my Wife along with me Takes Isa. by the hand 〈◊〉 Faugh what means the Devil Guil. Devil 't was not long since you found me a humane creature within there Isa. Villain Dog help me to tear his eyes out Guil. What those eyes those lovely eyes that wounded you so deeply Fran. What 's the meaning of all this why what am I cozen'd and is my Daughter cozen'd Guil. Cozen'd why I 'm a man Sir Fran. The