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gentleman_n on_o the_o head_n with_o the_o end_n of_o it_o whereupon_o he_o perceive_v his_o fault_n cry_v have_v a_o care_n sir_n why_o quoth_v he_o do_v you_o intend_v to_o hit_v i_o again_o 136._o some_o gentleman_n have_v be_v at_o bowl_n go_v at_o last_o to_o a_o shoot_a match_n but_o be_v unexperienced_a in_o that_o art_n err_v much_o from_o the_o mark_n on_o either_o side_n whereupon_o one_o that_o stand_v by_o go_v and_o sit_v he_o just_a at_o the_o bottom_n of_o the_o but_o and_o be_v ask_v the_o reason_n because_o say_v he_o i_o be_o afraid_a if_o i_o stand_v any_o where_o else_o they_o shall_v hit_v i_o 137._o one_o complain_v much_o of_o the_o glazier_n say_v he_o be_v very_o unreasonable_a to_o ask_v so_o much_o for_o soder_n as_o two_o penny_n a_o foot_n true_o say_v another_o i_o think_v it_o be_v always_o so_o dear_a 138._o a_o proper_a young_a and_o handsome_a gentleman_n fall_v in_o love_n with_o a_o old_a rich_a and_o miserable_a councillor_n only_a daughter_n but_o 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to_o return_v at_o the_o time_n appoint_v with_o the_o other_o five_o guinea_n to_o hasten_v the_o matter_n whereupon_o the_o old_a councillor_n tell_v he_o there_o be_v but_o one_o way_n that_o be_v he_o shall_v get_v the_o lady_n private_o to_o be_v marry_v to_o he_o and_o to_o that_o end_n he_o will_v give_v he_o a_o note_n to_o a_o certain_a priest_n of_o his_o acquaintance_n that_o shall_v join_v they_o in_o matrimony_n with_o all_o speed_n and_o secrecy_n thus_o the_o young_a man_n by_o his_o subtlety_n out-witted_n the_o old_a councillor_n get_v a_o note_n under_o his_o own_o hand_n to_o marry_v his_o daughter_n and_o then_o bring_v his_o wife_n to_o ask_v her_o father_n blessing_n which_o stratagem_n so_o please_v the_o old_a man_n that_o not_o respect_v his_o son_n low_a condition_n he_o give_v his_o daughter_n a_o large_a dowry_n 139._o a_o clown_n new_o come_v up_o to_o london_n that_o be_v a_o rich_a farmer_n be_v son_n yet_o but_o poor_a in_o clothes_n at_o the_o present_a 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see_v you_o do_v all_o under_o colour_n say_v the_o glazier_n to_o the_o painter_n see_v he_o daub_v some_o rail_n go_v your_o way_n for_o a_o rogue_n reply_v he_o you_o will_v never_o leave_v pick_v quarrel_n 179._o three_o great_a master_n of_o their_o trade_n a_o vaulter_n a_o barber_n and_o a_o fencer_n contend_v together_o who_o be_v the_o best_a experience_a in_o his_o art_n the_o vaulter_n leapâ—_n and_o sit_v a_o stag_n in_o his_o full_a course_n the_o barber_n shave_v a_o goat_n run_v the_o fencer_n in_o a_o rainy_a day_n so_o brandish_v his_o sword_n over_o his_o head_n that_o no_o drop_n of_o rain_n fall_v upon_o he_o let_v he_o judge_v which_o be_v the_o best_a that_o believe_v the_o story_n 180._o a_o fool_n that_o owe_v a_o carpenter_n a_o shrewd_a good_a turn_n find_v he_o one_o day_n in_o a_o sleep_n upon_o a_o form_n take_v the_o axe_n and_o cut_v off_o his_o head_n than_o cama_fw-la into_o the_o house_n laugh_v whereof_o when_o he_o be_v ask_v the_o reason_n it_o be_v say_v he_o to_o think_v how_o the_o carpenter_n will_v look_v for_o his_o head_n wheâ—_n he_o wake_v 181._o two_o fool_n lie_v together_o a_o great_a dispute_n arise_v who_o shall_v lie_v in_o the_o middle_n of_o those_o two_o and_o can_v not_o be_v end_v till_o one_o more_o wise_a lay_v a_o broom-staff_n between_o they_o 182._o a_o maid_n accuse_v a_o youth_n for_o ravish_v she_o before_o the_o justice_n this_o be_v a_o great_a â—rime_n say_v he_o indeed_o and_o do_v he_o never_o â—â—e_v with_o you_o before_o if_o he_o do_v then_o â—ses_n if_o it_o please_v you_o sir_n say_v she_o at_o least_o six_o or_o seven_o time_n 183._o some_o merry_a companion_n talk_v of_o what_o rare_a piece_n of_o clockwork_n they_o have_v see_v one_o say_v he_o have_v see_v something_o far_a stranger_n which_o be_v a_o merchanick_n that_o pull_v out_o of_o his_o pocket_n three_o little_a cock_n one_o he_o call_v a_o french_a the_o other_o a_o dutch_a the_o three_o a_o english_a one_o then_o take_v the_o french_a one_o he_o strike_v he_o over_o the_o head_n this_o make_v the_o french_a cock_n cry_v out_o parley_n veu_n francois_n mounseur_fw-fr the_o dutch_a cock_n be_v strike_v in_o like_a manner_n cry_v give_v i_o a_o little_a english_a beer_n here_o he_o end_v his_o story_n whereupon_o the_o company_n and_o one_o especial_o be_v very_o desirous_a to_o know_v what_o the_o english_a cock_n say_v why_o reply_v he_o it_o cry_v put_v your_o nose_n here_o point_v to_o his_o breech_n put_v your_o nose_n here_o 184._o a_o physician_n be_v to_o examine_v a_o lad_n ask_v he_o why_o sick_a person_n be_v say_v to_o be_v patient_n because_o say_v he_o they_o suffer_v so_o much_o by_o the_o physician_n 185._o one_o say_v to_o his_o friend_n sir_n you_o be_v as_o wise_a as_o solomon_n the_o other_o reply_v and_o you_o be_v as_o wise_a as_o socrates_n why_o socrates_n because_o say_v he_o sciebat_fw-la tantum_fw-la se_fw-la nihil_fw-la scire_fw-la 186._o one_o tell_v his_o lady_n of_o pleasure_n she_o be_v very_o fruitful_a how_o can_v that_o be_v sir_n say_v she_o since_o i_o never_o have_v any_o child_n that_o be_v nothing_o madam_n say_v he_o nevertheless_o you_o bear_v many_o 187._o two_o gentleman_n a_o tall_a and_o a_o short_a one_o woo_v the_o same_o lady_n and_o her_o friend_n like_v both_o resolve_v to_o put_v it_o to_o her_o choice_n which_o she_o will_v have_v then_o view_v both_o well_o and_o compare_v their_o proportion_n with_o her_o desire_n see_v one_o short_a the_o other_o tall_a and_o lusty_a i_o will_v say_v she_o have_v the_o long_a one_o if_o all_o thing_n be_v proportionable_a 188._o one_o say_v a_o covetous_a man_n be_v never_o satisfy_v why_o so_o say_v his_o friend_n because_o reply_v he_o he_o think_v nothing_o enough_o why_o then_o say_v the_o other_o he_o be_v satisfy_v with_o least_o if_o nothing_o be_v enough_o for_o he_o 189._o one_o tell_v his_o wife_n there_o be_v a_o law_n come_v out_o that_o all_o cuckold_n shall_v be_v drown_v o_o pray_v 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