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A66801	The Wits, or, Sport upon sport. Part I in select pieces of drollery, digested into scenes by way of dialogue : together with variety of humors of several nations, fitted for the pleasure and content of all persons, either in court, city, countrey, or camp : the like never before published.	Kirkman, Francis, 1632-ca. 1680.; Cox, Robert, d. 1655. Actæon and Diana.	1662 (1662)	Wing W3218; ESTC R38726	112,238	202

parchment made of Sheep skins Friend I Sir and of Calves skins too Ham. They are Sheep and Calves which seek out assurance in that I will speak to this fellow whose Grave 's this firrah Gravemaker Mine Sir or a pit of Clay for to be made Ham. I think it 's thine indeed for thou ly'st in 't Gravem You lye out on 't Sir and therefore 't is not yours for my part I do not lye in 't yet it is mine Ham. Thou dost lye in 't to be in 't and say it is thine 't is for the dead not for the quick therefore thou ly'st Gravem 'T is a quick lye Sir 't will again from me to you Ham. What man dost thou dig it for Gravem For no man Sir Ham. What Woman then Gravem For none neither Ham. Who is to be bury'd in 't Gravem One that was a VVoman Sir but rest her soul she 's dead Ham. How long hast thou been a Grave-maker Gravem Of the dayes 'i th year I came to 't that day that our last King Hamlet overcame Fortinbrass Ham. How long is that since Gravem Cannot you tell that every fool can tell that it was that very day that young Hamlet was born he that is mad and sent into England Ham. I marry why was he sent into England Gravem Why because he was mad a shall recover his wits there or if he do not 't is no great matter there Friend Why Gravem 'T will not been seen in him there there are Men as mad as he Friend How came he mad Gravem Very strangly they say Ham. How strangely Gravem Faith ee'n with loosing his wits Ham. Upon what ground Gravem Why here in Denmarke I have been Sexton here man and boy thirty yeares Ham. How long will a man lye 'i th earth e're he rot Gravem Faith if he be not rotten before he dye as we have many pocky courses that will scarce hold the laying in a will last you some eight year or nine year a Tanner will last you nine year Friend Why he more then another Gravem Why Sir his Hide is so tan'd with his Trade that a will keep out water a great while and your water is a sore decayer of your whorson dead body here 's a scull now hath layn you 'i th earth twenty three yeares Ham. Whose was it Gravem A whorson mad fellow it was whose do ye think it was Ham. Nay I know not Gravem A pest●…ence on him for a mad Rogue a powr'd a Flaggon of Rhenish on my head once this same scull Sir was Sir Yoricks the Kings Jester Ham. This Gravem ' Een that Ham. Alas poor Yorick I knew him friend a fellow of infinite jest of most excellent fancy but where be your Gibes now your Gamboles your Songs of merryment quite chop fa●…'n prithee friend tell me one thing Friend What 's that Sir Ham. Dost thou think Alexander lookt a this fashion 'i th earth Friend ' Een so Ham. And smelt so pah Friend Ee'n so Sir Ham. To what base uses may we return why may not imagination trace the noble dust of Alexander till a find it stopping a Bung-hole Friend 'T were to consider too curiously to consider so Ham. No faith not a jot but to follow him thither with modesty enough and likelihood to lead it Alexander dyed Alexander was buryed Alexander returned to dust the dust is Earth of Earth we make Lome and why of that Lome whereto he was converted might they not stop a Beer-barrel Imperial Caesar dead and turn'd to clay Might stop a hole to keep the wind away Oh that that Earth which kept the World in awe Should patch a Wall t' expell the Water flaw The Loyal Citizens ARGUMENT Who rescue their Prince condemn'd to dye by the plots and designes of his Step-Mother ACTORS NAMES Four Citizens and a Boy Enter Citizen and his Boy CItizen Sirrah go fetch my Fox from the Cutlers there 's money for the scowring tell him I stop a groat since the last great Muster he had in store pitch for the bruise he took with the recoyling of his Gun Boy Yes sir. Citiz. And do you hear when you come take down my Buckler and sweep the Cobwebs off and grind the Pick on 't and fetch a Nayle or too and tack on the Bracers your Mistresse made a Potlet on 't I thank her at her Maids wedding and burnt off the handle Boy I will sir. Citiz. Whose within here ho neighbour not stirring yet Enter 2. Citizen 2 Citizen Oh good morrow good morrow what newes what newes 1 Citiz. It holds he dyes this morning 2 Citiz. Then happy Man be his fortune I am resolv'd 1 Citiz. And so am I and forty more good fellows that will not give their heads for the washing I take it 2 Citiz. 'Sfoot Man who would not hang in such good Company and such a Cause A fire a Wife and Children 't is such a jest that Men should look behind 'em to the World and let their honours their honours neighbourship 1 Citiz. I 'le give thee a pint of Bastard and a Role for that bare word 2 Citiz. They say that we Taylors are things that lay one another and our Geese hatch us I 'le make some of 'em feele they are Geese 'o th Game then Iack take down my Bill 't is ten to one I use it take a good heart Man all the low Ward is ours with a wet finger and lay my cut-fingred Ganlet ready for me that that I used to work in when the Gentlemen were up against us and beaten out of Town and almost out of debt too for a plague on 'em they never paid well since and take heed sirrah your Mistress heares not of this businesse she 's neer her time yet if she do I care not she may long for Rebellion for she has a devilish spirit 1 Citiz. Come le ts call up the new Ironmunger he 's as tough as steele and has a fine wit in these resurrections are you stiring Neighbour 3 Citizen within Oh good morrow knocks Neighbours I 'le come to you presently 2 Citiz. Go to this is his Mothers doing she 's a Ponlcat 1 Citiz. As any is in the VVorld 2. Citiz. Then say I have hit it and a vengeance on her Let he●… be what she will 1. Citiz. Amen say I she has brought things to a fine pass with her wisdome do you marke it 2. Citiz. One thing I am sure she has the good old Duke she gives him Pap again they say and dandles him and hangs a Currall and Bells about his Neck and makes him beleive his teeth will come again which if they did and I he I would weary her as never Cur was wearyed I would Neighbour till my teeth meet I know where but that 's councell Enter the 3. Citizen 3. Citiz. Good morrow neighbours hear you the sad news 1. Citiz. Yes would we knew aswell how to prevent it 3. Citiz. I cannot

me speak a to de King and to de Queen to give me a Patten dat none shall teach a de Aldermen to make a de Reverence but my self and me vil undertake dat vit in one 12 a mont but den dey must do noting else dey shall make a de Reverence vit de Aldermen in de Paris and dance a Coran a Cerebran a Mountague and dat vil be very brave Newm. But what shall business do in the mean time Monsieur Gall. Is not dis very great a business Nay be gar me vil undertake to de King and to de Queene to make a my Lor Maire de Sheriffe and de Aldermen very fine a mask Sir Will. And to write it Monsieur Gall. Aw de write dat is nothing alamode your speesh two tre yard long pshaw Give a me de quick a Spirit de Fancie de brave Scene de varietie of de Antimask de nimble a Foot no matter de sense begar it vole be de brave ting in de Christian varle Sir Will. There is no question to be made Gall. And be my trot if me have anoder Patten for de Councel learned in de Law for to teash dem de reverence dat vil be very great vark but my diligence and skil in dat matre have no despair to effect in time dis great benefit and dat vil make a de Law flourish and Englan a brave Englan begar Sir Will. But what will you look for now for your pains Monsieur that is considerable Gall. Begar me look for very mush for 't is mush pain and 't is brave ting beside me look for a Statur of de brass in de Palace-yard ven me go out of dis varle Sir Will. You will deserve it as a rare Patriot But what manner of Reverence would you have the Lawyers to imitate you must consider their Gravity Gall. Observe a me Newman Such a Reverence under your favour would not become Gall. Begar you no understand a de matre vere is your brain dere is noting in de varle like a dat motion for de Jentilman and for de Jentilvoman Shews them the Reverence Sir Will. Yes by your leave Sir there is somthing else that is as good for them Gall. I vil tell you now begar here is a de Kinsman dat is a me and he live here very mush time before he come dey vent in vid deire Toes and hold deire Cloak in Stadere and de Hat so Fie a la diable and now dey valk vid deire Toes out for brave Genty you call dat a de splay-foot but me vonder dat de Lady no come begar me no use to dis patience and de vait pray tell you Madam dat me have autre business vid de Lor and de autre Lady have de use of my foot begar Newm. Oh Monsieur by no means Sir William let us prevail Gall. 'T is no good you hold a me begar me no stay two minutes to save a your soul dat is de resolution of de Cavalier de France Exit Sir Will. Would any man believe there should be so much folly in this Cubit-square Newm. Do you think he is a French Dancer Let that answer you Exeunt Enter Mris. Lucie Galliard and Simpleton Mris. Lucie Monsieur Galliard my Lady expects you Galliard Begar me no lik adat reverence me vill change a dat Luce. 'T is the French Fashion as you taught me Monsieur Gall. Ouy 't is de French Fashion but de French Fashion is always to change and dis reverence displease a me very mush because you go back back vid your buttock as if some vod take you by dat to vat me vill give a no name Simpl. Sweet Mris. Lucy Gall. Dat de reverence is no good of de man me must change dat too be me trot me doubt dat dis great business vill almost break a my brain dis great work and before a Masque of de King and de Queen Me can eat a no meat no drink no sleep and me grow so very a lean vid de Contemplation a so much be my trot de Privie Councel is no so mush troubled as me be vid dis Oh te Diable deirs is noting dey fit all de vile dey do deir business me bissey bote head and de foot cap a pie in de French tune and dat is great matre begar Mris. Lucy You esteem it highly Monsieur Gall. Me tell you and me tell you no tale 'T is great matre to make a de Lor to make a de Enter Sir William Lady to make a de Jentilman to make a de Jentilwoman and de autre man to dance and to make a de boon reverence for begar dat vil make a de King de great King in de Varle Sir Will. How can that be Sir Gall. Me tell you ven dey are so bissey to learn a de dance dey vill never tinke of de Rebellion and den de reverence is obedience to Monarchy and begar obedience is ale de ting in de Varle Sir Will. But what Musick would you govern the people by Gall. Begar by de best French Fiddles can be got Sir Will. What think you of an Irish Harp a State-Organ or a Passionate voice to a Lovers Lute Gall. Des dull tings make a de men melancholique and den dey tinke on de Devil and de Treason and do any ting dat is no good but begar des French Fiddles do fiddle all des tings out of deit head vid such a jerk as ma ●…oy make a dem so phantasticall and make a dem as good subject as any is in de France begar Here be one of my Colliers Monsieur Simpleton Say you no dat de French Fiddle make a de brave Government in a de Varle Simpleton I say any thing becomes a Gentleman Gall. Observe you dat he have been but two tree mont and he say any ting dat is brave He have de grand understanding in de foot Tell a me ven you hear a de littel fiddel vat is your tink is your head no free from de Treason and de plot of de Rebel as your leg begar you no stand upon de ground for joy of de Coran de Cerebran de Marquess de Montague ha Me be your humble servant Madam Enter Lady and Lucy and stay one two tree hours Lady I am now ready for you Monsieur Come Lucy the practice of the last he taught us Gall. Wat Antique be dis Dance Monsteur singing Enter Manley Simpleton Monsieur ask that May-pole and he can dance Gall. Plait il Monsieur a la Galliard de Coran la Princess le Buckingham heigh Manley Put up your rosin and your Cats-guts presently and be gone or I shall find a grave for you in the pocket of my sleeve and this shall be your winding sheet Gall. Me no play dat lesson Pocket de sleeve dat is no tune de France pocket le grand pock Pardonne

moy Monsieur Me put up my offers to strike him Fiddel and be gone Adieu Madam Serviteur jentilhommes Pocket de sleeve Exit The LANDLADY ARGUMENT A Gentleman by accident takes a child and brings it to his Lodging his friend afterward happens to meet with a Lady the mother of the child unknown and brings her to the Lodging c. Persons names Don John Anthony Frederick Duke Peter Landlady the Lady Enter Don Iohn and his Landlady with a child Landl. NAy son If this be your regard Ioh. Good Mother Landl. Good me no goods your Cousin and your self are welcome to me whilest you bear your selves like honest and true Gentlemen Bring hither to my house that hath ever been reputed a Gentlewoman of a decent and fair carriage and so have behaved my self Ioh. I know ye have Landl. Bring hither as I say to make my house stink in my neighbors nostrils your devices your Brats got out of Alligant and broken Oaths your linsey work your hasty puddings I foster up your filch'd iniquities y' are deceived in me for I am none of those receivers Ioh. Have I not sworn unto you 't is none of mine and shew'd you how I found it Landl. Ye found an easie fool that let you get it she had better have worn Posterons Ioh. Will ye hear me Landl. Oaths what do you care for oaths to gain your ends when you are high and pamper'd what Saint know ye or what Religion but your purpos'd lewdness is to be looked for of ye Nay I will tell ye ye will then swear like accus'd Cut-purses as far off truth too and lie beyond all Faulconers I 'm sick to see this dealing Ioh. Heaven forbid Mother Landl. Nay I am very sick Ioh. Who waits there Enter Anthony with wine Anthony Sir Ioh. Bring down the bottle of Canary wine Landl. Exceeding sick Heaven help me Ioh. I must ev'n make her drunk Nay gentle mother Landl. Now fie upon ye Ioh. Here mother take a good round draught 't will purge spleen from your spirits deeper mother Landl. I I son you imagine this will mend all Ioh. All ifaith mother Landl. I confess this wine will do his part Ioh. I 'll pledge you Landl. But son Iohn I know your meaning Ioh. Mother touch it once more alas you look not well take a round draught it warms the blood well and restores the colour and then we 'll talk at large Landl. A civil Gentleman a stranger one that should weigh his fair name Oh a stitch Ioh. There 's nothing better for a stitch good mother make no spare of it as you love your health Mince not the matter Landl. As I said a Gentleman lodge in my house now heaven's my comfort Ioh. I looked for this Landl. Where 's the infant come let 's see your workmanship Ioh. None of mine mother but there 't is and a lusty one Landl. Heaven bless thee thou hadst a hasty making but the best is 't is many a good mans fortune As I live your own eys Seignior and the nether lip as like ye as if ye had spit it Ioh. I am glad on 't Landl. Bless me what things are these Ioh. I thought my labour was not all lost 't is gold and these are jewels both rich and right I hope Landl. Well well son Iohn I see you are a woodman and can chuse your Deer though it be i' ch' dark all your discretion is not yet loft this was well clapt aboard here I am with you now when as they say your pleasure comes with profit when you must needs do where ye may be done to 't is a wisdom becomes a young man well Be sure of one thing loose not your labour and your time together it seasons of a fool Son time is pretious work wary whilst ye have it Since ye must traffique sometimes this slippery way take sure hold Seignior trade with no broken Merchants make your lading as you would make your rest adventurously and with advantage ever Ioh. All this time mother the child wants looking to meat and Nurse Landl. Now blessing o' thy care it shall have all and instantly I 'l seek a Nurse my self son 't is a sweet child Ah my young Spaniard take you no farther care sir. Ioh. Yes of these jewels I must by your leave mother these are yours to make your care the stronger for the rest I 'll find a master the gold for bringing up on 't I freely render to your charge Landl. No more words nor no more children good son as you love me this may do well Ioh. I shall observe your Morals Exeunt Enter Peter and Landlady Landl. Come ye do know Pet. I do not by this hand Mistress but I suspect Landl. What Pet. That if eggs continue at this price women will ne'r be sav'd by their good works Landl. I will know Pet. Ye shall any thing lies in my power The Duke of Lorrain is now 7000 strong I heard it of a Fish-wife a woman of fine knowledge Landl. Sirrah sirrah Pet. The Popes Buls are broken loose too and 't is suspected they shall be baited in England Landl. Very well Sir Pet. No 't is not so well neither Landl. But I say to you Who is it keeps your Master companie Pet. I say to you Don Iohn Landl. I say to you what woman Pet. I say so too Landl. I say again I will know Pet. I say 't is fit you should Landl. And I tell thee he has a woman here Pet. And I tell thee 't is then the better for him Landl. You are no Baud now Pet. Would I were able to be call'd unto it A worshipful Vocation for my Elders for as I understand i●… is a place fitting my betters far Landl. Was ever Gentlewoman so frumpt off with a Fool Well sawcie sirrah I will know who it is and for what purpose I pay the rent and I will know how my house comes by these inflammations If this geer hold best hang a sign-post up to tell the Seigniors here you may have Lewdness at libertie Pet. 'T would be a great ease to your age Enter Frederick Fred. How now why what 's the matter Landlady Landl. What 's the matter ye use me decently among ye Gentlemen Fred. Who has abus'd her you sir Landl. Ods my witness I will not be thus treated that I will not Pet. I gave her no ill language Landl. Thou liest lewdly thou tookst me up at every word I spoke as I had been a Mawkin a Flutt-Gillian And thou thinkst because thōu canst write and read our noses must be under thee Fred. Dare you sirrah Pet. She raves of Wenches and I know not what Sir Landl. Go to thou knowest too-well thou wicked Varlet Pet. As I live Sir she is ever thus till dinner Fred. Get you in Pet. By this hand I 'll break your posset-pan Exit Pet. Landl. Then by this hood I 'll lock the meat up Fred. Now your grief what is

up boy what shrink i' th' sinews for a little sickness Fr. Thou art a mad Companion never staid Tom Thom. Let Rogues be staid that have no habitation a Gentleman may wander sit thee down Frank and see what I have brought thee Come discover open the Scene and let the work appear a friend at need you Rogue is worth a Million Fr. VVhat hast thou there a Julip Hylas He must not touch it 't is present death Tom. Ye are an Ass a Twir-pipe a Jeffery-John-bopeep thou minister thou mend a left-handed pack-saddle out Puppy My friend Frank but a very foolish fellow dost thou see that bottle view it well Fr. I do Tom. Thom. There be as many lives in 't as a Cat carries 't is everlasting liquor Fr. VVhat Thom. Old Sack boy old reverend Sack Fr. I see no harm Tom drink with moderation Tom. Drink 't with Sugar which I have ready here and here 's a glass boy fill it hang up your Julips and your Portugal-possets your Barley-broths and Sorrel sops they are mangy and breed the Scratches onely give me Sack have at thee Fr. Do I 'll pledge thee Tho. Take it off thrice and then cry Heigh like a Huntsman with a clear heart and no more fits I 'll warrant thee the onely Cordial Frank. 1 Ph. Are the things ready Serv. Long since Sir 1 Ph. Bring out the oyls then Fr. Now or never Gentlemen do me a kindness and deliver me Thom. From whom boy Fr. From those things that talk there Physitians Tom Physitians Scouring-sticks they mean to read upon me Thom. And be thou confident we will deliver thee for look ye Doctors say the Devil were sick now his horns saw'd off and his head bound with a biggin sick of a Calenture taken by a surfet of stinking souls at his Nephews and S. Dunstans what would you minister upon the sudden your Judgement short and sound 1 Ph. A fools head Thom. No Sir it must be a Physitians for three causes the first because it is a bald-head likely which will down easily without apple-pap 3 Ph. A main cause Thom. So it is and well considered The second for 't is fill'd with broken Greek Sir which so tumbles in his stomach Doctor and works upon the Crudities conceive me the fears and the fiddle-strings within it that those damned souls must disembogue again Hylas Or meeting with the Stygian humour Thom. Right Sir Hylas Forc'd with a Cataplasm of Crackers Thom. Ever Hylas Scowre all before him like a Sca●…inger Thom. Satisfecisti Domine My last cause my last is and not least most learned Doctors because in most Physitians heads I mean those that are most excellent and old withall and angry though a Patient say his prayers and Paracelsians that do trade with poisons we have it by tradition of great VVriters there is a kinde of Toadstone bred whose vertue the Doctor being dry'd I Ph. VVe are abus'd Sirs Hyl. I take it so or shall be for say the Belly-ach caused by an inundation of Pease-porridge are we therefore to open the Port-vein or the Port-Esquiline Sam. A learned question or grant the Diaphragma by a rupture the Sign being then in the head of Capricorn Thom. Meet with the passion Hypercondriaca and so cause a Carnositie in the Kidneys must not the brains being butter'd with this humour answer me that Sam. Most excellently argued 2 Ph. The next fit you will have my most fine Scholer Bedlam shall finde a salve for Fare you well Sir we came to do you good but these young Doctors it seems have boar'd our Noses 3 Ph. Drink hard Gentlemen and get unwholsom Drabs 't is ten to one then we shall hear farther from ye your Note alter'd Exit Phys. Sing Thom. And wilt thou be gone says one Hyl. And wilt thou be gone says tother Thom. Then take take the odd Crown To mend thy old Gown Sam. And we 'll be gone all together Fr. My learned Tom gramercy Exeunt The End Courteous Reader these Books following are sold by Henry Marsh at the Princes Arms in Chancery-Lane Who for your Pleasure hath produc'd his Store And as you like he 'll furnish you with more Various Histories with curious Discourses in Humane Learning 1. ACompendious Chronicle of Portugal from Alfonso the first King to Alfonso the sixth now Reigning together with a Cosmographical Description of the Dominions of Portugal by I. D. Gent. 8. 2. That useful Book for Gentlemen and Travellers being an Exact Description of the several Countries and Shires of England by Edw. Leigh Esq. 8. 3. Sage Senatour or the qualifications of a perfect Politician by I. G. Gent. 8 4. Blood for Blood or Murther revenged in 35 Tragical Histories some whereof have been the sad Product of our Times 8. 5. Venus undrest or the Practical part of Love extracted out of the extravagant and lascivious Life of a fair but subtle Female 8. 6. An Historical and Geographical Description of the great County and River of the Amazons in America 8. 7. Royal History Compleated in the Life of his Sacred Majesty Char●…s●… ●… Iames Duke of York and Henry Duke of Gloucester with their Restauration happily concluded by his Grace the Duke of Albemarle 8. 8. The most Notable Antiquity of Great Britain vulgarly called Stone 〈◊〉 on Salisbu●…y-Plain by I. Iones Esq. Architect-Gen to the la●…e K●…ng Fol. 9. A Compl●… at History of the Wars of the Greeks Written by the learned 〈◊〉 and Translated by Edw. Grimstone Esq Serjean●… at Arms to his 〈◊〉 Majesty Fol. 10 Rumps Looking-Glass or a Collection of such Pieces of Drollery as were 〈◊〉 by several Wits to purge the Rump 4. 11. A New Discovery of High-way Thieves by a Gentleman lately converted 4. 12. Blood wash'd away by the tears of Repentance or the Relation of Butlers murdering of Knight in Milk-street 40. 13. The Faithful Lapidary being a History of all pretious Stones very useful for Gentlemen Merchants and others 40. 14. A short view of the Life and Actions of the Illustrious Prince Iames D. of York with his Character 4. 15. The Rogue or the Life of Gusman de Alfarache the witty Spaniard the fifth and last Edition 8. 16 The States-man or Modern Policie the second Part. 8. 17. The Compleat Attourney fifth and last Edition 8. 18. Advice to Balaam's Ass or Momus catechised in answer to a certain Scribler I. H●…yden Author of Advice to a Daughter 8. 19. The Royal Buckler or Salmasius in English 8. 20. The Devils Cabinet-Council discovered or the Plots and Contrivances of O. Cromwel and the Long Parliament in order to the taking away the Life of his Sacred Majesty of blessed memory 8. 21. The Crafty Whore or the Mysterie and Iniquity of Bawdy-houses with Dehortations from Lust. Published for the benefit of all but especially for the younger sort by R. H. Esq. 8. 22. Montelions Comical Almanacks for 1661 1662 and 1663. 8. 23. Montelions Introduction to Astrology after a new