that to get to wealth and preferment in Court it is a more happie thing for a man to receiue of his Prince benefits exceeding farre beyond his desert then that his desert and seruice should be greater then the recompence wherby his Prince should remaine indebted as it were bound vnto him For I quoth he do more naturally loue those that are beholding vnto me theÌ„ those to whoÌ„ I am beholding AFter the enterview between him and Edward the fourth king of England at Piquâ—nie where a peace was accorded between them for nine yeares as he returned he said to som of his familiars I like not very well of the company of the king of EnglaÌ„d on this side the seas but being beyoÌ„d the sea at home in his owne country I can well loue him as my brother and my good friend Hauing caused a goodly Tombe or Sepulture to be made in the castle of Locâ—es for the faire ladie Agnes the loue of his late fatherâ— within a while after the Chanons of the church did desire him that the Tombe might be remoued out of the heart of the Church and set in a side Isle or chappell he answered Your request is neither iust nor reasonable neither will I suffer her Sepulture whom my father loued so affectionately to be violated for it should be against all law and equitie He being to make his entrie into Hesdin whilst execution was in doing vpon certaine of the principall Gouernours and Burgesses of Arras his enemies which were some two and twentie in number and eighteen of them being executed he caused the execution to cease and demaunding if M. Oudard de Bussi were beheaded or not and answer being made that he was and that al the bodies of the parties beheaded were buried he commaunded the head of the said de Bussi to be againe digged vp caused a high pole of wood to be set vp in the middest of the market place vpon the which he caused the head of the dead partie to be placed couered with a Cap of scarlet furred with Miniuere as of one that had bene a Councellour of the Parliament He held him in very great reputation because he had bene a most prudent wise man and of sound iudgement in graue and waightie affaires And he would once haue giuen the said Nobleman the office of Councellor in the Parliament of Paris but the said Bussi being not willing to accept of it in his life time he did him this honour after his death A certaine person was a suter to him for an Office which was void in the towne where he dwelt which the king refused to graunt vnto him insomuch as the partie was out of all hope to obtaine it howbeit he humbly thanked the king so departed King Lewis iudging the man to be of no meane spirit and surmizing that he had not well vnderstood what he had said vnto him caused him to be called backe againe and asked him if he had conceiued aright of his answer the partie said Yea sir. Why what said I vnto thee quoth the king You denyed me my sute said he Why didst thou thanke me then replyed the king Because Sir quoth he you did me a greater pleasure theÌ„ you thought of in giuing me my dispatch so speedily without causing me to loose my time in comming after you vpon vaine and idle hopes The King holding himselfe highly satisfied and taking great contentment by this answer granted him the Office and caused his Patent to be made immediatly An Apotheg of Monsieur Bresay to king Lewis the eleuenth THe same King being to ride on hunting mounted on a very little horse Monsieur Peter de Bresay Seneshall of Normandie who accompanied him asked him where he had gotten that so goodly and so stout a horse How meane you that quoth the King seeing he is so weakeanâ—d so litle Me thinkes said de Bresay he must needes be very strong because he caryeth you with all your counsell He taxed the king in that he would manie times beleeue no other counsel theÌ„ his ovvne being vvise in his ovvne conceipt vvhich sometimes he repented The counsell of the said Monsieur de Bresaie to the said King THe Embassadours of the king of England hauing on a time deliuered their charge to king Levvis he demaunded of Monsieur de Bresay his opinion what thing he might bestow vpon the Ambassadours which might not cost him much who answered him Sir you were best to present them with your Musitians for they cost you much and are chargeable vnto you they do you litle or no seruice neither do you take any great pleasure in them The death of the said Seigneur de Bresay IN the battell foughten betweene Levvis the eleuenth and the Countie de Charolois neare mount Leherie the said King as his custome was to speake hastily said vnto Seignor de Bresay that he had no great trust nor affiance in him for that iourney Sir answered de Bresay because you shall well see that I am your loyall and faithfull seruant giue me your coat Armour that I may weare it for you know your enemies aime at nothing more then the destruction of your person and it may happen to saue your life Whereupon the king and he exchaunged both Armes and En signes And the Burgonians supposing that de Bresay whom they saw in the middest of the presse had bene the king they charged furiously in vpon him and so slue him Of king Charles the eighth who gaue an answer to the Florentines in tvvo Italian verses KIng Charles the eighth being in Italie on the conquest of Naples the Florentines sent an Embassade vnto his Maiestie the king reposing no trust in them for their answere caused two Italian verses to be read vnto them which he had written vpoÌ„ a wall in great letters and were these Concortesiae fede poca Va a Fiorence vender loca Which is to say To Florence he went of his goose to make sale Without any faith or courtesie at all The argument of which two verses was this A pesant of the country neare Florence sold a goose to a braue dame of Florence onely to haue his pleasure of her which hauing had yet notwithstanding in his agreemeÌ„t he vsed so little fidelitie or courtesie to the gentlewoman as he exacted the price of his goose in the presence of her husbaâ—d so as she durst not deny but to pay him And thence had this Italian Prouerbe his originalâ— which king Charles pronounced to the Embassadours for their answer A speech of king Charles the eighth touching the keeping of his counsell VVHen the said king Charles the eighth meant to discouer any secret to any man he was wont to say vnto him If I thought that my shirt next my backe knew it I would plucke it off and burne it The speech of Queene Anne vvife to Charles the eighth CHarles the eighth being deceased and the tidings of his death being brought to Queene
that it was giuen vnto him by king Edvvard the Confessour he required diuerse great Princes of Fraunce and elsewhere to aide him in that enterprize both with meÌ„ and mony Amongst others he prayed the Earle of Flaunders whose sister he had marryed to aide him in that exploit The Earle demaunded of him what part he should haue in the kingdome of England if the duke should conquer itâ— The duke answered him That he would send him worâ— thereof in writing After which the Duke being now readie to depart out of Normandie vpon his intended voyage he caused a faire peece of white parchment without any writing within it to be folded and closed vp in forme of a letter vpon the which for an inscription he caused to be written these two verses sending them in way of a scoffe to the Earle of Flaunders Beaufrere d'Angleterre aurez Ce que cy dedans trouuerez Faire brother of England your portioÌ„ shall bee That which here within written you shall see Another conceipt of VVilliam the Conquerour at his landing in England VVHen the same Duke had passed the seas to the conquest of England the first fortune that befell him in his landing was that in leaping out of his shippe he fell flat vpon the sands and the first part of his bodie that touched the ground were his hands The which accident some of his people interpreting to be a signe of ill fortune â—ush quoth he out aloud assure your selues my maisters that this is the seizin anâ—d possession of this kingdome which God hath giuen me and it is his wil that I shal take it with both my hands because by the aide both of him and you I make no doubt but to conquer it And his successe was answerable to his hope for he came to be king and left the Crowne of England to his posterity Of king Lâ—vvis the grosse and Baldvvin Earle of Mons. KIng Lewis the grosse hâ—auing appointed the duke VVilliam of Normandie to be Earle of Flaunders Baldvvin Earle of Mons in Heynault pretending right thereunto said vnto the King That he had wrong done him for that the Earledome did appertaine vnto him He demaunded with great instance to haue the combat graunted him against those that should dare to auerre the contrarie The king said vnto him It is against me theÌ„ that you must haue the combat for the Seignorie which you claime and striue for is mine owne proper right and inheritance He that contendeth against his Lord and maister must needes haue the worst of the quarrell A braue speech of king Levvis the grosse THe same king of Fraunce taking part with Hely Earle of Maine against Henry king of England in a certaine battell fought between theÌ„ found himselfe farre seuered froÌ„ his people A certain English knight seeing him and being in hope to make himselfe rich by taking the king prisoner he laid hold vpon the reines of the kings horse with inteÌ„t to stay him and began to cry with a loud voice The King is taken The king being valiant and of a noble courage at one blow with his sword ouerthrew the knight dead to the ground seeing him fall he said It is not one man alone that in Chesse play can giue the king the mate Of an inuention found by king Levvis to punish the Earle of Vermandois LEvvis king of Fraunce the sonne of king Charles the simple desiring to be reuenged for the death of his said father who dyed in the castle of Peronne being there imprisoned by Hâ—bert the Earle of Vermandois his subiect And being at Laudun with a great assembly of the Lords and Nobles of Fraunce whom he had reconciled vnto him he vsed a fine deuice to bring about his purpose for he had caused one to be attired like an Englishman who being well instructed in that which he had to do came iâ—post to the Court and required to be instantly admitted to the presence of the kings Councell for the deliuerie of certaine letters to the king froÌ„ the king of England The partie being entred into the Councell chamber presented the letters to the king which himselfe had before caused to be written And as the Secretarie read them to the King with a soft and low voyce the King began to smile wherof the Princes and Lords there present demaunded the occasion Now I see well quoth the King that the English are not a people of any great wisedome for our cousin Harmant king of England hath written me here that there is in his countrey a labouring man who hauing inuited his maister to his house to dine with him caused him to be slaine he hath sent to demaund your counsell my maisters what punishment this fellow hath deserued Thibaut Earle of Bloys was the first that gaue his sentence saying That albeit the man was worthie of many grieuous torments yet the most ignominious and shameful death that he could adiudge him was that he ought to be hanged and strangled on a Gibbet To this sentence all the rest of the Lords there present did consent and the County Hebert of Vermandois also who had no sooner ended his speech but he was apprehended by the kings Officers there prouided in a readinesse And the King said vnto him Hebert thou art this wicked labourer which hast caused thy Lord and maister the king Charles my father to be put to death now therefore receiue the punishment which thou hast iustly deserued and which thou hast denounced against thy self This said Hebert was hanged on a Gibbet vpon the toppe of a mountaine nere Lodun which at this day is commonly called mount Hebert Of the wine which Philip Augustus king of Fraunce presented to the Barons and Captaines of his army PHilip Augustus king of France coÌ„ducting his armie against the Emperour Otho in the yeare 1214. being by necessitie constrained to ioyne battell with him he tooke a great cup or bowle of gold which he caused to be filled with wine sops of bread After turning himself to the Princes and great Lords of Fraunce which were with him he said vnto them My friends and companions in Armes you which are resolued to liue and dye with me this day take ech of you one of these lops of bread dipt in wine and eate the same as I haue done before you He had no sooner spoken the word but the cup was emptie in an instant And immediatly the battell being ioyned he gained the victorie at Bouines where the Emperour was put to flight and the Earle of Flanders with diuerse other great Lords remained prisoners The titles vvhich the king Saint Levvis of Fraunce gaue himselfe THe king S. Levvis being demanded by certain of his Lords with what title he would chuse to be honoured in imitation of the old Romane Emperors and of other forrain kings the kings of France his predecessors who for some notable acts or victories had purchased vnto theÌ„selues diuerse titles of honours he answered the
Remember man thou art but dust and ashes and into dust and ashes shalt returne he said Remember man thou art a Gibelline and die thou shalt with the Gibellines This sheweth with how great power the passion of hatred doth transport men when it causeth euen those which should be most holy and deuout to forget their dutie and their reuerence to God and his religion Of the same Boniface and the French king Philip le Bel. THe same Boniface being at some difference with the French king Philip the fair touching the supreme power and authoritie in matters both Ecclesiasticall and Temporall in certain letters which he sent vnto the King had these words We will that thou shouldest know that the whole Soueraigntie both of spirituall and temporall matters in thy Realme of Fraunce is of right and dutie belonging to vs and whosoeuer shall say the contrary we repute them as fooles The King returned him in writing this answer Philip by the grace of God King of Fraunce to Boniface calling himselfe Pope we will thee to take notice that we acknowledge in our temporall affaires no superiour but God alone and whosoeuer shall affirme the contrarie we hold him for a foole and a sot Another conceipt of Pope Boniface touching one that resembled him in countenance POpe Boniface being told by one of his Court that there was a pilgrime of the country of Bauyer come to Rome of purpose to visite the Religious places of the citie who did altogether resemble him both in person and in countenance Boniface hauing caused him to be sent for to his presence demaunded of him if his mother had euer bene at Rome The pilgrime perceiuing himselfe touched with suppose of bastardie answered Holy Father my mother was neuer in this countrie but my father hath bin here many times In this answer the pilgrim soberly returned that quippe vpon the Pope which he thought to haue put vpon him Of Pope Gregorie and one that praised him to his face POpe Gregorie hearing one to coÌ„mend him beyond all measure and more then himselfe desired said vnto him God graunt my friend that I proue such a one as thou reportest me and that thou be so honest a man as the opinion which thou hast of me may be free from blame and exception Of Cardinal Cossa who made himselfe Pope by force AFter the decease of Pope Alexander the Cardinals being assembled in the towne of Bolonia the great and shut vp within the Conclaue to chuse a new Pope the Cardinall Baltazar Cossa Bishop of that Citie being there with great forces told the Cardinals freely and plainely that if they did not chuse such a one to be Pope as should be to his liking they should repent it The Cardinals â—â—tonished at his menaces and seeing his armed forces attending round about the Conclaue named diuerse vnto him but none of them would content him whereupon they being the more terrified willed him to nominate some one and promised that if so be he were a person capable of the place they would receiue and admit him With that Cossa called for the Popes Pall that he might set it on him whom he should chuse which being brought and giuen vnto him he set it on his owne shoulders saying I am Pope The Cardinals howbeit this act was against all law and custome yet durst not gainesay him but consenting to his election they named him Iohn the three and twentieth A saying of Pope Alexander the fifth POpe Alexander the fifth of that name was very liberall bountiful to the poore and to such as were learned And he was wont to say in his common talke that when he was but a Bishop he was rich and being made a Cardinall he became poore but after that he came to be Pope he was a starke begger Of Pope Calixtus which would haue but one Benefice CAlixtus the third Pope of that name the yeare before he was exalted to the Popedome being only Bishop of Valentia and Cardinall would neuer accept of any other Benefice nor Ecclesiasticall preferment saying that he was well content to haue one onely virgine to his spouse and maried wife Notable sentences of Pope Pius the second POpe Pius the second was wont to say That in a towne of libertie euery man may speake liberally and freely Being told on a time that a certaine person had spoken very badly of him he answered the partie reporting it If thou hadst bene in Campo de Fier thou shouldest haue heard many others who would haue spoken farre worse of me In esteeming more of good books then of riches he was wont to say That the most sumptuous richest iewels and precious stones which he had were inclosed within his books His saying was That by counsell a man might prouide remedie for any misfortunes or mishaps like as in diseases there needed nothing but medâ—cine yet so as it be taken in time and place conuenient He said That the lawes had the force and vertue to bridle the common inferior sort of people but they had little or no command ouer the richer and greater persons and that the great affairs of Princes were not vsually determined or decided by the lawes but by force of armes Ignorant and vnlearned persons said he are easily led and moued with eloquent and artificial speeches but wise men are nothing moued therewithall He was wont to say that Phisitions ought not to demaund money of their patients but their health Of sutes in law he had a saying That the suters or clients are the birds the courts or places of pleas are the fields the ludges are the nets and the Aduocates are the birders He said that men ought to be bestowed vpon dignities and not dignities vpon men An ignorant Bishop he compared to an asse Ignorant Phâ—sitions quoth he kill the bodie and ignorant Priests destroy the soules of their patients He that is too hastie and easie in pardoning the follies of his child nourisheth to himselfe an enemie A couetous man is not pleasing to men liuing nor doth any good till himselfe be dead A luxurious and riotous life doth at all times spoile a man but in old age it vtterly killeth him Lying is a most base and seruile kind of vice A sentence of Pope Innocent POpe Innocent the eighth was woÌ„t to say that it was not fit to make warre to get glorie or for conquest but onely to purchase peace and quietnesse The titles which Pope Iulius gaue vnto his seruants POpe Iulius the second of that name had his houshold seruants of sundry nations And when he took his repast in priuate he would for his sport and recreation call those Spaniards that attended him the birds of the aire because he reputed them vaineglorious and great boasters and desirous of the vpper hand The Venetians and Genowaies he named the fishes of the sea because they frequeÌ„ted the seas and many times the fishes fed vpon their dead bodies The Almaines he named the
he fell on weeping and being demaunded the cause why he wept he answered Because his father got so many Countreys that he doubted lest he would leaue none for him to conquer Cleane contrarie said he doth my son Alexander for seeing me to loose he is afraid lest I will lose so much as I will leaue little or nothing for him to lose A quippe giuen by one Raphaell an Italian Painter to tvvo Cardinals THe excellent and famous painter Raphael of Vrbin being very inward with two Cardinals they to see what he would say vnto them in his presence found fault with a certaine table or picture of his making wherein S. Peter and S. Paule were painted saying That the visage of those two images were too red whereunto he quickly made answer My lords thinke not much that they looke so red for I haue painted thē as they now are in heauen and this rednesse in their faces commeth of pure shame which they haue to see the Church so ill gouerned by such men as you are A prudent counsell of Laurence de Medicis SEigneur Lavvrence de Medicis not knowing how to restraine the excessiue liberalitie of his sonne Cosmus de Medicis who vsed to giue vnmeasurable summes both of gold and siluer to his fauorites and not willing to haue either his sonne noted of prodigalitie nor himselfe of auarice yet being withall more vnwilling to tell him of it because he would not discontent him he deuised a very subtill and honest pollicie how to effect his desire which was this He commaunded his pursebearer that when his sonne did demaund any money of him that he should not deny him any but should giue it him whatsoeuer he desired yet with this conditiō that Seigneur Cosmus himselfe should count and tell out the money which he desired Within a while the sonne came to the pursebearer demanded 8000. duckets which he meant to giue for a present to some great personage the pursebearer said vnto him that he wold gladly deliuer him the summe he desired vpon condition that himselfe would count it out according as he had in charge giuen him from his Lord and maister Seigneur Laurence Cosmus accepting the offer fell to telling of his duckets but he had not counted the two thousand of them but he began to bewearie because he thought too much time lost from his accustomed pleasures insomuch as in the midst of his count he left all and fell into consideration with himselfe that the summe was too great to giue away and so determined from thencefoorth to be no more so prodigall A counsell of Cosmus de Medicis A Certaine man had obtained an office neare vnto Florence by the meanes and mediation of Cosmus de Medicis of whome he demaunded his aduice what meanes he might vse in his office for the good managing of his affaires Seigneur Cosmus answered him Cloth thy selfe with scarlet and speake little The man that speaketh litle cannot be conuinced of folly and a goodly habite were it on a beast vvill get him reputation but a vvise man wil soone find a difference A speech of a Pope THe Bishop of Seruia desirous to sound the Popes mind touching a sute which he would gladly haue graunted him said vnto him Holy Father it is a common speech ouer all Rome and in your pallace that your Holinesse hath made me Gouernour of the citie whereunto the Pope answered Let them say what they list they are some leud fellowes that talke so But do not you beleeue it to be so for you shall find it nothing lesse The death of the Chauncelor of Millain LEvvis Sforce being in the castell of Millain and perceiuing that the army of the French king Levvis the twelfth was comming to besiege him demaunded of Maister Sico his Chauncellour what he thought the best meane to gard and defend his castell against the French he answered L'amor de gli huomini The loue of the people The duke storming very exceedingly at his speech and knowing that the Chancellour was well beloued of the Millanois entred into a suspition of him that he had a purpose to depriue him of his principalitie And to set his mind at quiet from this conceipt he caused the Chauncellour to be beheaded on a high scaffold in an open and publike place The Chauncelor before his death complaining of the crueltie of the said Levvis said these words Ameil cappo á te il stato which is as if he would say Thou causest me to lose my head but others will make thee lose thy Seigneurie and state which was in the end well verified for within a small time after hauing lost the Duchie and castell of Millaine he was led prisoner into Fraunce where he died in great miserie The loue of the subiects is the most firme pillar for any Prince to leane vnto for vvhere hatred raigneth a Prince hath no assurance Also many men at their death do foreshevv things to come and that oftentimes by the iust iudgement of the deuine vengeance A saying of Pope Alexander the sixth VVHen king Charles the eighth passed into Italy towards the realme of Naples which he conquered in a very short time Pope Alexander the sixth who then liued said The French men are come into this countrey with their spurres made of wood and with chalke in their hands as though they came like Friers to marke out their lodgings without any further labour or trauell By this speech he noted with what ease facilitie the French atchieued the conquest of the kingdome of Naples The ansvver of the Countie of Nansot THe Earle of Nansot Lieutenant for the Emperour Charles the fifth hauing besieged the towne of Peronne which held for the French the Queene of Hungarie sister to the Emperour and Regent of that countrie for him sent letters vnto the said Earle the contents whereof were That she was ashamed and much maruelled how he could spend so long time before Peronne which was but esteemed but in manner of a douecote whereunto he returned this answer that true it was the towne was but a little douecote but yet the pigoens which were within it were strong and not easie to be taken A small place the stronger it is the more difficult it is to be gotten and it is more easie to be defended vvhen the defendants are vvell appointed and furnished for resistance Of the Lord of Trimouille KIng Frauncis the first ordinarily did vse to go to Masse in his Chappell but the lord of Trimouille would euer go to the publick church that was next adioyning and being on a time demaunded why he went not to heare Masse in the Chappell with the king he answered I will go thither where my great maister is An act of the Duchesse of Burbon THe report is that the Duchesse of Burbon had in her house a certain damosell who through loue suffered her selfe to be gotten with child for which fault she being sharpely reprehended to purge her selfe she said
theÌ„ to commence sute or to bring processe against the seruitours of God his Church whereof may arise and grow any offence and scandall A saying of Pope Vrban the fifth KIng Charles the fifth being desirous to ridde his countrey and kingdome of Fraunce of those men at armes both English and French which after the treatie of peace accorded betweene those two nations did ouerrunne and spoile the countrey of Fraunce the lord Bertrand du Guesclin obtained leaue of the king to leade them into the realme of Granada against the Saracens And by reason of the pilferies and robberies which these men at armes had committed the Pope Vrban the fifth had excommunicated them Bertrand du Guesclin hauing assembled them together and being chosen Generall of these forces to passe with them into Spaine marched away with them by the way of Auignon where the Pope Vrban the fifth was then resident who sent a Cardinall vnto them to know what was their demaund to the which Cardinall Bertrand answered Sir I pray tell his Holinesse that these men of warre do demaund pardon absolution both from the gilt and the punishment of their sinnes which they haue committed and for the which they haue incurred the sentence of excommunication and besides they do require two thousand Florins of gold to maintaine them and to defray their charges in their voyage vndertaken for the aduancement of the Christian faith The Cardinall making report vnto the Pope of his message his answer was this This is very straunge and a maruellous matter that this people should demaund absolution and money and our custome is to giue absolution and to take money The opinion of the Earle of Arminacke THe Nobles and Barons of Guien being assembled in counsell to giue an answer vnto the demaunds of the Prince of VVales who was purposed to make warre in Spaine because the most part of them thought it vnlawfull and an enterprise of small reason and were desirous to be resolued amongst themselues of the truth of the matter The Earle of Arminacke spake vnto them on this manner It is not fit nor a thing appertinent to the subiect who standeth vpon the reputation of his faith and loyaltie to dispute of the rights and interests which his Prince may haue in vndertaking warre against another Prince but he ought to yeeld him his best seruice and endeuours whensoeuer he shall be required thereunto for he ought to be perswaded that his Prince in so doing doth nothing but vpon good counsell aduice neither ought he any further to be inquisitiue therinto Euery vvarre vndertaken vpon an vniust quarrell is to the dishonour rather of the Prince then of the subiect The saying of the Earle of Foix. GAston the second of that name Earle of Foix hauing taken to wife Elinor the daughter of CoÌ„minge who was much elder then himselfe certaine Nobles of that countrey being in communication with her of that mariage told her That she had taken and chosen an husband who was much younger then she to whoÌ„ she answered If I had knowne that the Earle of Foix should haue bene my husband I would not haue bene borne so soone but haue stayed for him In euery good mariage it is requisit that the parties be equal and alike in conditions age and vvealth The last words of the king of Nauarre at his death FRauncis Phoebus Earle of Foix and king of Nauarre lying vpon his death bed in the very agonie and last panges of death vsed these wordes for his last speech Regnum meum non est de hoc mundo I dâ—ò relinquo mundum non conturbemini quia vado ad patrem My kingdome is not of this world therefore I leaue the world be not you troubled for I go to the father The answer of Iouian Pontanus IOuian Pontanus an excellent Philosopher and a notable Poet being demaunded why he did eate but of one kind of meate at his meale and of that also very little and in great sobrietie he answered Because I wold not haue any need of the Phisition All Phisitions are of accordin this that diuersitie of meates do hinder the digestion and ingender sicknesses and diseases A pleasant conceipt of the brother of Sanctius brother to the king of Spaine A Solemne Councel being assembled at Rome to consult vpon the taking of armes against the Saracens who had the possession of the holy land it was of a long time there debated who should be chosen as the most worthie and sufficient to haue the conduct and commaund of the armie After many opinions it was concluded that Sanctius brother to the king of Spaine in regard of his good parts his hardinesse courage and vertues should be the chiefe and Generall of this honourable enterprise because it was well known that he was a man deuoide of couetousnesse and ambition and of excellent expedition in deedes of armes whervpon he being after this election come to Rome and repairing to the Conclaue where the Pope Cardinals and Princes of Christendome were assembled together he was immediately in the presence of them all by the decree and ordinance of the Pope amongst other articles proclaimed and declared King of Egypt vpon the which Proclamation all the people showted with a publicke crie and acclamation exceedingly reioyced He not skilled in the Latine tongue and not knowing wherat the Consistorie did make that triumphing demaunded the cause of his interpreter who hauing told him that the Pope had graunted and proclaimed him king of Egypt he said vnto his interpreter Stand vp and make here presently a Proclamation before all this people here assembled that seeing the Pope hath made me king of Egypt he therefore shall be Caliph of Babylon This was a sudden and royall liberality to recompence him with a vaine title of Pontificalitie from vvhom he had receiued the name and stile of a king vvithout a kingdome The opinion of the king of Sicilie RObert king of Sicilie being on a time in communication with that famous Italian Poet Frauncis Petrarch told him That he was more in loue with his bookes then his own Crown and that he held more deare the learning and knowledge which he had gotté in the studying of good letters then all the honours and riches of his realme This opinion vvas cleane contrarie to that of the French king Levvis the eleuenth The mind of the Emperour Fredericke vvhich he shevved towards his vvife THe Emperour Fredericke did neuer vse to drinke wine but at his meals and euen then he vsed to mingle and temper it with a great quantitie of water His wife the Empresse Leonor did likewise neuer vse to drinke any wine whilest she liued in her fathers house and being come to the imperiall dignitie the Phisitions of Almaine aduised her to vse wine if she meant to haue any children because the climate of that countrey was very cold wherof Fredericke being aduertised commaunded one of his neare and familiar friends to
go vnto the Empresse and to say this vnto her from him I had leifer haue a wife that is barren then one that is subiect to drinking of wine The Empresse returned to the messenger this answer During my life I shall euer be obedient to the wil and commaundement of my Lord husband neuerthelesse if the Emperour should commaund me to vse wine I had rather dye then therein obey him A Sentence of Pope Clement the seuenth POpe Clement the seuenth speaking of the retaining of Princes in peace and amitie for the quiet and tranquilitie of the ChristiaÌ„ common-weale vsed to say that it was a daungerous and most perillous thing to be in amitie with some particulars onely but to entertaine it with diuerse it was well befitting and beseeming the dutie and dignitie of the Papall See which ought to declare it selfe the common father and wel willer of all in generall The allusion of the Lantgraue of Hesse THe Lantgraue Philip of Hesse making warres against the king Ferdinand brother to the Emperour Charles the fifth for the restoring of Vtrich duke of VVittenberg to his right being entred into the country and and territories of the said Duchy there he encountred with his enemies whom he rudely put to the repulse And as he made his infanterie to march on he demaunded of the aduaunteourrers where they had left their enemies Answer was made him that they were at Loffen Well said my good souldiers quoth he I take this your answer for a prognostication of our victorie at hand seeing it seemeth to bring vs tidings that our enemies are in flying Loffen in Dutch signifieth flight vvhich made the Lantgraue by the allusion of the vvord to take it for a presage of their flight A pleasant conceipt of a French Gentleman COmmunication being moued in the presence of the lord Claude Duke of Guizâ— touching a certaine battell giuen by Frauncis the French king against the Emperour Charles the fifth the duke of Guize began to vse some speech vnto a French Gentleman who had bene seene in the armie gorgiously attired and well armed at all points and exceedingly well mounted howbeit that he was not seene in the battell By my faith Sir answered the Gentleman I was there and I can bring good proofe thereof yea in such a place as you durst not haue bene seene The duke tooke this speech very ill and supposed himselfe highly touched and therfore grew greatly offended with the answer but the Gentleman laughing very pleasantly appeased him in saying vnto him My Lord I was with the baggage where I am sure your Lordship would not haue vouchsafed to haue stayed as I did Sometimes a man that hath lost his honour by his deedes may recouer the same againe by gracing it vvith good speeches An Apothegme of the Seneshall of Campaigne IOhn lord of Ionuille hauing giuen counsel vnto the aforesaid French king Saint Levvis not to return back into Fraunce till he had ended his warres in the holy land was iniured by som of the great lords Nobles neare about the Kings person who desired to depart from thence in somuch as they called him Colt which at that time was held a word of great disgrace amongst the pesants of Frâ—unce but he very gently replyed vnto them I had rather be a kicking Colt then a wincing Iade His meaning vvas that a young Colt might helpe both himselfe and his master out of dannger but an old horse endangereth both himself his rider The fidelitie of the French king Saint Levvis AFter that the Saracens had bene paid the summe of two hundred thousand pounds for the raunsome of the Earle of Poitiers brother to the king Saint Lewis who had bene taken prisoner by them in the holy land Monsieur Philip de Monâ—fort made report to the king that the Saracens were misreckened in their receipt of tenne thousand Franks wherupon the king presently made him sweare and to giue his faith that he should see them paid which he did accordingly and the king wold not depart out of harbour nor set saile to sea where he was readie embarked for his returne till the said summe of ten thousand Frankes were deliuered them The speech of the Lady of Heluin A Councell being held within the citie of Gaunt for the mariage of the Ladie Mary Princesse of Burgundie the daughter of duke Charles which dyed before Nancie with the Prince Dolphin of Fraunce sonne of king Lewis the eleuenth who was afterwards called Charles the eighth of that name king of Fraunce who was then very young in yeares the ladie of Heluin chiefe Lady of Honour to the Princesse said We haue need of a man and not of an infant or child for my mistresse is a woman sufficient to beare such a child as our countrey hath great need of This vvord to beare a child hath tvvo interpretations either to be married to a man of prudence and vvisedome or that by the mariage there may issue a child of a good and vertuous disposition according to that sentence of Salomon The land is in weake estate of which a child is Prince that is a child in vnderstanding A pleasant conceipt of the Duke of Millain his Cooke THe duke of Millain being besieged in a Castell by the Florentinâ—s one day as he sate at dinner he could not away but fell in mislike with the tast of all his meate set before him insomuch as he checked his Cooke and was very angry with him But the Cooke readâ—e enough to iustifie free himself from blame after many excuses made said vnto the Duke My lord your me at is well enough dressed but the Florentines haue put your mouth out of tast To that man vvhich in vvarres is timerous all things proue tedious and troublesome The persvvasion of the Lord Talbot to his sonne THe French vnder king Charles the seuenth hauing laid siege before the town of Chastillon which was possessed by the English in the yeare 1453. the Lord Talbot then Lieutenant General for the king of England in Aquitaine issued out of Burdeaux to raise the siege of the French Battell being ioyned between them and the losse likely to fall to the English the lord Talbot said vnto his son Son I would wish thee to prouide for thy safetie and to reserue thy self to some other time as for me it will be for my honour to die here after so many victories by me obtained in times past but if thou shouldest miscarie in this fight litle honour wold it be vnto thee who by sauing thy selfe now maist augment it in time to come in reseruing thy selfe for more haughtie enterprises and for the benefit of Enland thy natiue countrie This was a speech well beseeming a true and noble Gentleman and one that was a louer of his conntrey how beit his sonne would not yeeld vnto that motion but both father and sonne there lost their liues An Apothegme of a certaine Englishman THe English being chased